Make a Wish: Monkey's Paw

I wish I could read this stuff. (Stupid policy about not using Firefox. I'll kill them and eat them for dinner. Homnomnom.)

Granted, but you now have dyslexia.

I wish I could mesh something for The Sims 3 for once!

Granted. But it causes a massive glitch in-game, and you have to uninstall, and reinstall.

I wish I could turn into a cat at will.

Granted but now your stuck in the Harry Potter Universe.

I REALLY want this knife in the back of my head head ache go away.

Granted, but now you have bloody hands, stitches in the back of your head, and a hospital bill. Yay!

I wish someone would be on in chat. But Mariobot was entertaining.

Granted, but it's after you've left

I wish the contest section at MTS were more active

Granted, but all the creations are rubbish.

I wish Vampy's Posts didn't go all spastic and go up the sideof my computer screen one letter at a time so i can't read it because it's really frustrating and I don't like it.. waa

Granted. They blow up and make your eyebrows fall off.

I wish I was a camel.

Granted, but you are immediately captured by the "Camel" cigarette company that thinks a talking dromedary would be a great spokesperson and mascot.

I wish I had a boyfriend who would actually take me out on dates, was intelligent, and told me how he really felt about me, as well as genuinely liked me. =<

Granted, but he can't speak any of the languags you can speak.

I wish my fake plastic wand actually worked...

Granted, but it has a tendency to backfire.

I wish I didn't dream a dream.

Granted. You dreamed a nightmare.

I wish my shoulder didn't get sore so easily.

Granted. Instead of your shoulder getting sore, it gets gangrene easily.

I wish... that I would have enough money for something nice for myself, once I pay back my grant! =p

granted,but you spend it all in one sitting, and now your a poor hobo with an awsome beard. with higlights. : D


I wish i had a scouse accent

o.o
GirlsShouldNotHaveBeards.


Granted, but now nobody understands what you say.


I wish for... A pet fish. No, a pet shark! A LAZER-SHARK! =3

Granted, but his lazer eyes burn a hole through you.

I wish I had a.... I dunno, I wish i had a... fluffy toilet seat so in wintr it's not cold

Granted. Have you tried to clean one of those after a bout of diarrhea?

I wish I could have a couple of days alone.

Granted. But no one is permitted to even look at you.

I wish I was fluffy (going through a fluffy bunny phase in my life at the moment)

Granted, but you're turned into a werewolf in a tutu that is only allowed to eat mucous from an elephant.

I wish it wasn't Monday tomorrow.

Granted. Now it's Tuesday tomorrow, and Monday for the rest of the week.

I wish we didn't EVER have to do fitness testing :/

Granted, but now everyone you know, including yourself, is unfit and over-weight.

I wish my back wasn't as bad as it is.

Granted, now you have really bad shoulders.

I wish everyone would just type faster so I don't have to wait seven years for a response to a question.

Granted, but now they have so many typos you can't reas teh ansswers.

I wish the weather changes would stop making my head hurt.

Granted, now the sky is just raining rocks.

I wish the pollen would go the you-know-what away.

Granted. In it's place, plants have become humanoid, and are reproducing everywhere publicly, in a very... *ahem* human fashion.

I wish I had awesome programming skills, like for making videogames.