Make a Wish: Monkey's Paw

Granted. Now it's explosive.

I wish I hadn't had to Google what sentient meant

Granted, but now you've forgotten what Google is. And you can't Google Google without
Google.

I wish I would sleep well tonight!

Granted. After that, you never sleep well again.

I wish international texts still costed 1c, not 25c.

Granted but you must send each word individually.

I wish this semester was over and I passed with flying colors.

Granted, but the proof of you passing with flying colours asploded in a firey rainbow of death.

I wish those damn rainbows weren't so deadly.

Granted. Now unicorns, flowers, and everything else pretty is extremely poisonous and deadly.

I wish they made rainbow, chocolate-flavoured Panadol.

Granted, now everyone takes it and is high constantly.

I wish i didn't have 140 pages to read by tomorrow.

Granted. Now your grade depends on getting the SMP finished, so get back to work on it!

I wish somebody else would post in the RPG thread again.

Granted but my character won't come out until after I am finished with finals.


I wish all my work was mysteriously done perfectly.

Granted, but the teacher died and the new teacher has totally different standards, so you get an F+.

I wish I HAD the time to work on TSMP and my RPG character.

Granted, but this is now your job and if you are not working on this 24/7, you are fired. AND YOU DON'T GET PAID.

Damn it, I wish my account would work at school.

PoohBearKitteh wrote:
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And what if you already are.

Harr *hides*

I mean the redneck girls

Granted, but now they don't have computers at school.

I wish I could get this song out of my head.

Granted, but it's replaced by 7 other songs all running at the same time. (which, Ironically is how I get songs out of my head myself. I get as many as I can running and let them fight it out until they all drop away.)

I wish I knew how to use Blender.

Granted, but Blender sucks and is worthless to you.

I wish milkshape had a default torus shape.

Granted, But it's abnormally large... (sorry, I couldn't think of anything)

I wish that this wish will come true..

NO. NOW YOU MADE THE MONKEY CRY AGAIN


I wish Fanboy and Chum Chum was an M rated because then thered be moar sex jokes

Granted. Nickelodeon is now a porn channel, and you are not allowed to watch it.

I wish I dreamed a dream of killing Susan Boyle.

Granted, but now she's skinny, young pretty, has a squeaky voice like Britney's and she's in all of your nightmares.

I wish my stupid hairmesh would work because it's really frusraing me and.. yeah

Granted, but your hairmesh is now of a 20ft tall afro. Hey, at least it works as an umbrella!

I wish for world peace.

Granted but you are the only one left in the world.

I wish my head didn;t hurt.

Granted, but only after you discover the source of your pain is a large knife lodged in the top of your skull. *coughJokerDidIt!cough*

I wish for a cookie.

Granted but is has some meat in it of questionable origin.

I wish the Joker would behave himself.

Questionable meat! *stuffs 'Questionable meat cookie' into her inventory*

Granted. But he is no longer the Joker because of this and you lose interest in him altogether, making for one very sad man in facepaint who wonders why the nice lady who was enamored with him is suddenly not interested.

I wish for Link's tunic, hat, gauntlets and boots, in my size, non-stinky, non-damaged, non-stained, non-parisitized(meaning no bugs).
(Let's see you make that bad! ^_^)

Granted but it also contains meat of questionable origin, meat that used to be Link.

I wish Vega wouldn;t have stopped making LP's.