Make a Wish: Monkey's Paw

Granted, but when you wake up nobody knows who or what Batman is.

I wish I had a servo

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I'll have to ill you for that.

Granted but it kills everything and everyone that you actually care about.

I wish July 16th would hurry up and get here.

Granted, But you become extremely ill

I wish I was a millionaire

Granted but you can only spend your money on.....twilight.

I wish I could wake up.

Granted, but it's always bright when you do.

i have nothing to wish for at the moment, except that everyone makes it home safe after the party. :3

Granted, but they all make it to your home.

I wish I had my own home to go to.

Granted, though it will cost billions to obtain


I wish my friend had a new Xbox Live subscription card

Granted, but the subscription card is expired

I wish Bob Kane was still alive

Granted but hes a Zombie!!! Thats still pretty bad ass....


I wish we had a Zombie Bob Kane! I bet he'd be snugglie!

Granted but he eats all the Batman fans that make horrible fan fictions
(not everything has to be bad)

I wish I could have a weapon that would sum up all of the bad ass villains in Batman

Granted but Gary Oldman's mustache own it.

I wish I had Oldman mustaches power. *sigh*

Granted. It stops working after ten days, and you die.

I wish Portal would work on my computer.

granted, but but nothing else works

i wish i didnt have summer school

Granted, but you can never graduate

I wish I knew what the true meaning of the universe means

granted, but nobody believes you and your put i the loony bin

i wish i could meet ally in real lofe, cuz shes the closest

Granted, but she is now you eternal soul


I wish I had an angel (xD song reference)

Granted but it will be seriously diseased

I wish I had a ham cookie!

Granted, but when you bite into it you find a dead maggot

I wish I could dance

Granted, but your dancing is horrible and extremely frowned upon.

I wish this gum didn't make wet rubber squeaks every time I chewed on it. It's very unappetizing.

Granted but you notice that its trick gum and your mouth turns bright green for a month

I wish I could fence

Granted but you inpale yourself on your own super sharp sword

I wish today was Saturday

Granted but it turns out to be the worst day of your life

I wish I could speak French

Granted, but nobody else does.

I wish metal and bone reacted to temperature changes the same way.

Granted, but now your skeleton burns you from the inside out when things get hot.

I wish I was on a normal sleep schedule.

Granted but the rest of your daily schedule is now messed up

I wish I was a genius