So I may have just had something go wrong with my heart...

Also, I'm glad you resorted to calling me an idiot after chastizing others for calling people idiots.

I know thats what it looks like, I meant the drinker is an idiot, as in drunk and out of it. I meant you as you, general. Sorry for the confusion.

Yea, drink does losen you up, but since we are talking in large quantities, it makes you more stupid (not stupider) and a lot of crimes happen because of those drugs/alcohol.

Hmmm... It's true that when you're sleepy the part of your brain that governs common sense works less and that makes you more creative since your brain isn't censoring some of the ideas it normally would. I suppose, in theory, if you were buzzed from drinking it could work the same way. But I'm pretty sure that being all around drunk would more hinder than it would help. Were you only buzzed when you did the coding?

BACK ON TOPIC...GOOD NEWS.

I went to a cardiologist yesterday. Turns out that there were 2 separate problems: I'm skinny, and I don't drink enough water.

The skinny part comes in at my lungs. Because i'm skinny, I occasionally get something called "precordial catch," which is a harmless hooking of the lung "sac" on the ribcage. Usually it will uncatch if you exhale. Turns out that just that one time my controlled breathing didn't uncatch it, and my heart started racing is panic.

Now comes the water bit. Because i apparently Don't eat enough salty food, I don't osmote enough water into my system, meaning I don't make quite enough blood. When my heart started racing, all the blood was pulled from my brain, and as a last ditch effort my brain sent me into a controlled slump to protect my brain (IE hitting it on the ground=bad) before I passed out.

So no heart trouble, and now I know how exactly to solve the problem next time it happens.

Wow, I have heard of that before, but I would have never thought! Thats great news. And see being skinny can be a bad thing. EAT MOAR LIE CAKE1?!?!111 *nom*

Apparently so!

OMNOMNOM!

Come to Texas so that I may FEED YOU! *shows her affection through food*
I will make you Iowa salad(aka Jello) and cake and lie cake and pumpkin bars and you will be a-okay in no time!
I can't say how glad I am that it's only that and not a heart problem. *breathes a sigh of relief*

*breathes as well*

I love iowa salad! You know what's goo (aka fattening) as well? Jello with pudding.

BACK ON TOPIC

when is vampire of death going to show up to tell us all he knows about child birth, going to war, flying an airplane and sexing up the ladies to continue his trend of being an expert on things he has no experience with? i eagerly await it


and like newsies, i code real well with some beers in me

VOD is a woman, You're in.

well then prooving her wrong will be even easier

*Sends Raps some Gator-ade*


Don't scare us like that!

Wow, you didn't know I was a chick? You fail.

keep thinking i fail while you make 75 cents for every dollar on my paycheck

Umm, I make 9 dollars an hour in one place and 7 (+ tips)in the other, somehow, I think I win.

you missed the point. did you get a concussion when you hit the glass ceiling?

See its funny how sexist you are and how funny you think it is, but you have no idea that I have secured a position at the medical examiners office, as soon as I earn my medical degree and finish my intern and partnerships, I am in. That ceiling shattered a long time ago.

Let's have everyone try to be nice please. *sighs*

Haha, glass ceiling. I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.

It was funny, and it would have been less insulting in a less hostile setting. Again, sexism isn't funny and we're going to start cracking down soon.

The nice thing about glass ceilings is that they're easier to break the harder your head is. That's why men get through so many of them.

That was good Raps, so very very good.

men get through cuz we built them

no girls allowed

Vampire_of_Death wrote:Umm, I make 9 dollars an hour in one place and 7 (+ tips)in the other, somehow, I think I win.

Just a couple bucks over minimum wage, nice!

It's better than minimum wage though. And that's better than LOTS of men are doing right now. A lot are doing $0 every 24 hours.

If something's wrong with your heart, just find a few more pieces and you get a new heart container! Hope all is bests!