Teh * Game

*Steals dildo back*

FUCK YOU. I GONNA PLAY WITH AS MANY DILDOS AS POSSIBLE. Its a new therapy, my doctor to me so. The sparkles help, man, they help.

*Cuddles it*

*follows a fly with the sight*

*lols at Nina's new avi*

*looks at dildo.........*

*takes dildo and lights it on fire* ooh pretty colors

*tests flaming didldo*

Not a good idea..

*Goes to hospital with burnt insides*

* visits Zimz in the hospital and lectures about using flaming dildos *

*hopes ZimZ recovers soon*

*recovers but still has unrepairable anal damage*

I must starve myself now....

*goes wtf and lols*

*goes wtf and kinda just stares at wall on other side of room*

*looks at pic of nyan Raps on wall and *

*feels fat for eating cookie dough while watching desperate housewives*

*is hungry for cookie dough now*

*gives Ghost cookie dough. >a month late, but meh. Happy birthday! *

*throws birthday party*

*invites giant inflatable penguins to birthday party*

*gets drunk and dances with the inflatable penguins *

*takes video and puts on Youtube*

* hopes that enough people have recovered from that video that we will come back to this site again.

*finally recovers from the horrors of video and returns to forum, with fifty-eight flying koalas in tow*

*finds some eucalyptus leaves for the koalas*

*watches the koalas get high on eucalyptus and start doing flips*

*films*

*steals camera and gives to koala king*