The ad game

As long as we have ads anyway, we might as well have some fun with them.
If you are blocking them, feel free to use tv commercials, magazine ads, or whatever. Note: it must be a real ad. It also must not be pornographic. (duh)

Select two ads. Give a brief description of them, then describe how they relate to each other.

Example: Concur Breeze: Manage small business Online easily, 30 day free trial, and
Roblox.com: Imagine-Build-play your own virtual world for Free

Build your own small business for Free, subject only to your imagination. Play with your business as long as you want to. 30 day free trial.

hahaha, this actually sounds really fun! I may unblock my ads for NI....

Quicken: the easy way to take control of your finances
Turbo Tax Federal Free edition

Save your money all year so you can give it to the government.

BWAHAHAHA Win, Ghost, win.

Ghost Hunters-Feb 23. The #1 Paranormal Reality series is back for a new season on Syfy
and
Verizon's best Price: Business High speed internet for as low as 24.99/month and free equipment.

Watch as the ghosts go online to hide from the researchers! And then get booted off because they couldn't pay the bill.

Socom 4: Us Navy Seals. Outnumbered. Outgunned. Take Control. Pre-order today

Play Pac Man for Free

So running from enemies while trying to gain the resources needed to finally take them on and defeat them is still popular gameplay!

I had to revive this after what I was greeted with. First was a Gieco ad, then a selection of ads all for some kind of mechanical training....

Geico's new requirement: Learn to fix your own car!

HAHA. I need to start doing this LOL.

Some Spam from SimPe with the links killed:

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Silly me; I thought that Office Professional 2007 was written for computers, not handbags!

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Download the bible, and if you have problems with that, you can get a degree at ITT tech to learn how to download from the internet instead of just buying the book!

Where would you go if you won a weekend getaway? (The Chobani ad)
World of Warcraft. Now free (up to 20th level)

New improvements in VR -really- immerse you in the game! Spend a weekend wishing you were back out of the computer!

I don't even need to make a joke about this one for obvious reasons.

"ColdFusion Developer Hire Expert Cold Fusion Developers Flexible Engagement. Free Quote!"

*wonders what language that quote will be in* lol

A birthday surprise they'll never forget: Personalized M&Ms
Nationwide Toyota Clearance sale

And for you big spenders, we have an extra good deal on a car made of chocolate!

LOL.

I find it kinda hilarious that even with AdBlock disabled I never got ads on here, until now.
And it's an Australian Bureau of Statistics 'Census; for a brighter future' one.

The ABS: Now encouraging 14-year-olds to fill out the census.
EDIT: Oooh, now a Nivea one about co-starring with Rihanna in a video.

Fill out the census, and be elligible to star in a Rihanna video with skin care products for a brighter future!

LOL.

"You may be this site's 1,000,000th visitor! Click here to see what you've won!"
and "Log onto Earthshare .org to see what you can do. One environment. One simple way to care for it."

So the 1,000,000th visitor inherits the earth?

Pretty sucky prize if you ask me, because then you have to take care of it all by yourself.

Fun animals! How cute can animals get?

Single and over 40. Try Mature singles only. Click Here.


Sorry. No. All the mature singles I know would prefer HUMAN dates.

Save with Checks in the Mail
and
the new BMW now available at 2.9%APR

See how long you can get away with telling the finance company that the check is in the mail!

Buy new. Buy eBay. Bye retail.
and
The new Nissan Micra, 1.9% p.a comparison rate across the new micra range

New Nissan Micras now available to buy on eBay - retail is dying, even for cars.

Congratulations you may be the 100000th visitor (again )
and
Free Screensavers

So THAT'S why I keep seeing that 1000000th visitor ad! It's a screensaver!

2001 cute kid of the year
Create and build your own world for free

Build your own kid.
*WWW approves*

55/YO Mum Looks 35 Mum Reveals Shocking Trick for Erasing Wrinkles! Doctors Hate Her
Watching Rugby in NZ? See All the Activities NZ has to Offer. Plan Your Holiday Today!

Doctors are extremely jealous of 55 year olds who get to watch rugby in New Zealand.

Google search video
Why men lose attraction: tips to keeping your man

Why using google makes a man less attractive.