Story-game!

I've seen these before. Everyone tells a story together, by writing at least one sentence, and then part of a sentence, to give someone else something to work off.
A good example is
Person A: Once upon a time, there was an orange-and-black cat. This cat loved...
Person B: To eat cookies. But his favorite kind were ham cookies. So one day,...
Person C: The cat went for a walk. But he dropped his box of cookies down a well! "Oh no," said the cat...
Person B: "The fish in the well will eat my cookies!" He sat down and tried to think of what he could do. When all of a sudden...

So, that is how it works, sort of. Let's see what we write! I'll start.

It was a particularly lovely spring morning in the Mushroom Kingdom. Goombas and Koopas wandered about as usual, Toads made their daily rounds, and everything was relatively uneventful until...

It was a particularly lovely spring morning in the Mushroom Kingdom. Goombas and Koopas wandered about as usual, Toads made their daily rounds, and everything was relatively uneventful until Toad's sainity dissapered and he found a hatchet. Then, he walked the mario's house and...


(i want people to copy and paste the previous post, i find it easyer)

It was a particularly lovely spring morning in the Mushroom Kingdom. Goombas and Koopas wandered about as usual, Toads made their daily rounds, and everything was relatively uneventful until Toad's sainity dissapered and he found a hatchet. Then, he walked the mario's house and asked for a cup of boiling lava, Mario went off to scoop up the lava as Mario was in th kitchen Toad ran up stairs and hacked of Peaches head...

It was a particularly lovely spring morning in the Mushroom Kingdom. Goombas and Koopas wandered about as usual, Toads made their daily rounds, and everything was relatively uneventful until Toad's sanity disappeared and he found a hatchet. Then, he walked the mario's house and asked for a cup of boiling lava. Mario went off to scoop up the lava, and as Mario was in the kitchen Toad ran up stairs and hacked off Peaches head. This would have been distressing to Mario, had he not been madly in love with Waluigi. He only wooed Peach for the sake of his image.

It was a particularly lovely spring morning in the Mushroom Kingdom. Goombas and Koopas wandered about as usual, Toads made their daily rounds, and everything was relatively uneventful until Toad's sanity disappeared and he found a hatchet. Then, he walked the mario's house and asked for a cup of boiling lava. Mario went off to scoop up the lava, and as Mario was in the kitchen Toad ran up stairs and hacked off Peaches head. This would have been distressing to Mario, had he not been madly in love with Waluigi. He only wooed Peach for the sake of his image.

Peach's sudden demise meant Mario was free! Hooray! He and Waluigi eloped to parts unknown, and were not heard from again. Meanwhile, back in Mushroom Kingdom, Bowser was arriving right on schedule for his once-a-year abduction of Princess Peach. Finding her dead, though, was not in his plans, and when he saw her like this, Toad still hacking at her beheaded corpse, he was dumbfounded.

(I like quoting, but that is just me. This is great! I wonder if we can get the whole forum in on it?)

It was a particularly lovely spring morning in the Mushroom Kingdom. Goombas and Koopas wandered about as usual, Toads made their daily rounds, and everything was relatively uneventful until Toad's sanity disappeared and he found a hatchet. Then, he walked the mario's house and asked for a cup of boiling lava. Mario went off to scoop up the lava, and as Mario was in the kitchen Toad ran up stairs and hacked off Peaches head. This would have been distressing to Mario, had he not been madly in love with Waluigi. He only wooed Peach for the sake of his image.

Peach's sudden demise meant Mario was free! Hooray! He and Waluigi eloped to parts unknown, and were not heard from again. Meanwhile, back in Mushroom Kingdom, Bowser was arriving right on schedule for his once-a-year abduction of Princess Peach. Finding her dead, though, was not in his plans, and when he saw her like this, Toad still hacking at her beheaded corpse, he was dumbfounded.

Shocked, he asked the Toad what the bleep he was doing, and the Toad responded "cleaning. "

It was a particularly lovely spring morning in the Mushroom Kingdom. Goombas and Koopas wandered about as usual, Toads made their daily rounds, and everything was relatively uneventful until Toad's sanity disappeared and he found a hatchet. Then, he walked the mario's house and asked for a cup of boiling lava. Mario went off to scoop up the lava, and as Mario was in the kitchen Toad ran up stairs and hacked off Peaches head. This would have been distressing to Mario, had he not been madly in love with Waluigi. He only wooed Peach for the sake of his image.

Peach's sudden demise meant Mario was free! Hooray! He and Waluigi eloped to parts unknown, and were not heard from again. Meanwhile, back in Mushroom Kingdom, Bowser was arriving right on schedule for his once-a-year abduction of Princess Peach. Finding her dead, though, was not in his plans, and when he saw her like this, Toad still hacking at her beheaded corpse, he was dumbfounded.

Shocked, he asked the Toad what the bleep he was doing, and the Toad responded "cleaning." Of course, Bowser wasn't all that intelligent but he knew something was up, why was Peach bleeding? Who knows so while Toad was busy cleaning he thought an thought and finally came to the conclusion that Peach was ust making Toad's job worse by making the floor messy with blood.

Bowser then sent his troops to slaughter Peach but soon realised that she was already dead, pissed as they were they decided to kill Toad instead in a way so cruel only the word 'cruel' can escribe such cruelness...

It was a particularly lovely spring morning in the Mushroom Kingdom. Goombas and Koopas wandered about as usual, Toads made their daily rounds, and everything was relatively uneventful until Toad's sanity disappeared and he found a hatchet. Then, he walked the mario's house and asked for a cup of boiling lava. Mario went off to scoop up the lava, and as Mario was in the kitchen Toad ran up stairs and hacked off Peaches head. This would have been distressing to Mario, had he not been madly in love with Waluigi. He only wooed Peach for the sake of his image.

Peach's sudden demise meant Mario was free! Hooray! He and Waluigi eloped to parts unknown, and were not heard from again. Meanwhile, back in Mushroom Kingdom, Bowser was arriving right on schedule for his once-a-year abduction of Princess Peach. Finding her dead, though, was not in his plans, and when he saw her like this, Toad still hacking at her beheaded corpse, he was dumbfounded.

Shocked, he asked the Toad what the bleep he was doing, and the Toad responded "cleaning." Of course, Bowser wasn't all that intelligent but he knew something was up, why was Peach bleeding? Who knows so while Toad was busy cleaning he thought an thought and finally came to the conclusion that Peach was ust making Toad's job worse by making the floor messy with blood.

Bowser then sent his troops to slaughter Peach but soon realised that she was already dead, pissed as they were they decided to kill Toad instead in a way so cruel only the word 'cruel' can describe such cruelness... with a chainsaw and stick of butter.

Bowser's troops then brang Toad's dead, deceased, cold, buttered body back to Bowser. Disappointed that Peach was already killed by someone else, he went to go sulk in a dark hole fifteen feet underground, and ate the dead, deceased, cold buttered Toad as comfort food.

It was a particularly lovely spring morning in the Mushroom Kingdom. Goombas and Koopas wandered about as usual, Toads made their daily rounds, and everything was relatively uneventful until Toad's sanity disappeared and he found a hatchet. Then, he walked the mario's house and asked for a cup of boiling lava. Mario went off to scoop up the lava, and as Mario was in the kitchen Toad ran up stairs and hacked off Peaches head. This would have been distressing to Mario, had he not been madly in love with Waluigi. He only wooed Peach for the sake of his image.

Peach's sudden demise meant Mario was free! Hooray! He and Waluigi eloped to parts unknown, and were not heard from again. Meanwhile, back in Mushroom Kingdom, Bowser was arriving right on schedule for his once-a-year abduction of Princess Peach. Finding her dead, though, was not in his plans, and when he saw her like this, Toad still hacking at her beheaded corpse, he was dumbfounded.

Shocked, he asked the Toad what the bleep he was doing, and the Toad responded "cleaning." Of course, Bowser wasn't all that intelligent but he knew something was up, why was Peach bleeding? Who knows so while Toad was busy cleaning he thought an thought and finally came to the conclusion that Peach was ust making Toad's job worse by making the floor messy with blood.

Bowser then sent his troops to slaughter Peach but soon realised that she was already dead, pissed as they were they decided to kill Toad instead in a way so cruel only the word 'cruel' can describe such cruelness... with a chainsaw and stick of butter.

Bowser's troops then brang Toad's dead, deceased, cold, buttered body back to Bowser. Disappointed that Peach was already killed by someone else, he went to go sulk in a dark hole fifteen feet underground, and ate the dead, deceased, cold buttered Toad as comfort food.

Unfortunately for Bowser, Toad was a poisonous mushroom, so eating him was a very bad idea. Bowser developed very bad stomach cramps, which kept getting worse until...

It was a particularly lovely spring morning in the Mushroom Kingdom. Goombas and Koopas wandered about as usual, Toads made their daily rounds, and everything was relatively uneventful until Toad's sanity disappeared and he found a hatchet. Then, he walked the mario's house and asked for a cup of boiling lava. Mario went off to scoop up the lava, and as Mario was in the kitchen Toad ran up stairs and hacked off Peaches head. This would have been distressing to Mario, had he not been madly in love with Waluigi. He only wooed Peach for the sake of his image.

Peach's sudden demise meant Mario was free! Hooray! He and Waluigi eloped to parts unknown, and were not heard from again. Meanwhile, back in Mushroom Kingdom, Bowser was arriving right on schedule for his once-a-year abduction of Princess Peach. Finding her dead, though, was not in his plans, and when he saw her like this, Toad still hacking at her beheaded corpse, he was dumbfounded.

Shocked, he asked the Toad what the bleep he was doing, and the Toad responded "cleaning." Of course, Bowser wasn't all that intelligent but he knew something was up, why was Peach bleeding? Who knows so while Toad was busy cleaning he thought an thought and finally came to the conclusion that Peach was ust making Toad's job worse by making the floor messy with blood.

Bowser then sent his troops to slaughter Peach but soon realised that she was already dead, pissed as they were they decided to kill Toad instead in a way so cruel only the word 'cruel' can describe such cruelness... with a chainsaw and stick of butter.

Bowser's troops then brought Toad's dead, deceased, cold, buttered body back to Bowser. Disappointed that Peach was already killed by someone else, he went to go sulk in a dark hole fifteen feet underground, and ate the dead, deceased, cold buttered Toad as comfort food.

Unfortunately for Bowser, Toad was a poisonous mushroom, so eating him was a very bad idea. Bowser developed very bad stomach cramps, which kept getting worse until a baby popped out of his hidden vaj deep down in his misty forest were all the forgotten, wasted, bitchy barbie sluts live.

Bowser was surprised at this, the baby looked an awful lot like Mario.. Then he suddenly remembered the day he got funky funky with Mario, Eventhough Bowser played the man he was pretty sure Maria who was played by Mario actuall was the man in this exciting game...

----NOT PART OF STORY!!---- Ok, Liz I had to change Brang into brought.. sorry I'm really picky about spelling lol

It was a particularly lovely spring morning in the Mushroom Kingdom. Goombas and Koopas wandered about as usual, Toads made their daily rounds, and everything was relatively uneventful until Toad's sanity disappeared and he found a hatchet. Then, he walked the mario's house and asked for a cup of boiling lava. Mario went off to scoop up the lava, and as Mario was in the kitchen Toad ran up stairs and hacked off Peaches head. This would have been distressing to Mario, had he not been madly in love with Waluigi. He only wooed Peach for the sake of his image.

Peach's sudden demise meant Mario was free! Hooray! He and Waluigi eloped to parts unknown, and were not heard from again. Meanwhile, back in Mushroom Kingdom, Bowser was arriving right on schedule for his once-a-year abduction of Princess Peach. Finding her dead, though, was not in his plans, and when he saw her like this, Toad still hacking at her beheaded corpse, he was dumbfounded.

Shocked, he asked the Toad what the bleep he was doing, and the Toad responded "cleaning." Of course, Bowser wasn't all that intelligent but he knew something was up, why was Peach bleeding? Who knows so while Toad was busy cleaning he thought an thought and finally came to the conclusion that Peach was ust making Toad's job worse by making the floor messy with blood.

Bowser then sent his troops to slaughter Peach but soon realised that she was already dead, pissed as they were they decided to kill Toad instead in a way so cruel only the word 'cruel' can describe such cruelness... with a chainsaw and stick of butter.

Bowser's troops then brought Toad's dead, deceased, cold, buttered body back to Bowser. Disappointed that Peach was already killed by someone else, he went to go sulk in a dark hole fifteen feet underground, and ate the dead, deceased, cold buttered Toad as comfort food.

Unfortunately for Bowser, Toad was a poisonous mushroom, so eating him was a very bad idea. Bowser developed very bad stomach cramps, which kept getting worse until a baby popped out of his hidden vaj deep down in his misty forest were all the forgotten, wasted, bitchy barbie sluts live.

Bowser was surprised at this, the baby looked an awful lot like Mario.. Then he suddenly remembered the day he got funky funky with Mario, Even though Bowser played the man he was pretty sure Maria who was played by Mario actually was the man in this exciting game.

Realizing how awkward and unsellable this storyline was becoming, Daisy intervened and photobombed every screenshot making funny faces. Needless to say, the rest of the cast was quite pissed at this. They attempted to dogpile her into a bottomless pit, but Weegee appeared out of nowhere and saved Daisy by...

(Not a problem. I always get the words mixed up, lol. Damn not knowing English as a first language. )

It was a particularly lovely spring morning in the Mushroom Kingdom. Goombas and Koopas wandered about as usual, Toads made their daily rounds, and everything was relatively uneventful until Toad's sanity disappeared and he found a hatchet. Then, he walked the mario's house and asked for a cup of boiling lava. Mario went off to scoop up the lava, and as Mario was in the kitchen Toad ran up stairs and hacked off Peaches head. This would have been distressing to Mario, had he not been madly in love with Waluigi. He only wooed Peach for the sake of his image.

Peach's sudden demise meant Mario was free! Hooray! He and Waluigi eloped to parts unknown, and were not heard from again. Meanwhile, back in Mushroom Kingdom, Bowser was arriving right on schedule for his once-a-year abduction of Princess Peach. Finding her dead, though, was not in his plans, and when he saw her like this, Toad still hacking at her beheaded corpse, he was dumbfounded.

Shocked, he asked the Toad what the bleep he was doing, and the Toad responded "cleaning." Of course, Bowser wasn't all that intelligent but he knew something was up, why was Peach bleeding? Who knows so while Toad was busy cleaning he thought an thought and finally came to the conclusion that Peach was ust making Toad's job worse by making the floor messy with blood.

Bowser then sent his troops to slaughter Peach but soon realised that she was already dead, pissed as they were they decided to kill Toad instead in a way so cruel only the word 'cruel' can describe such cruelness... with a chainsaw and stick of butter.

Bowser's troops then brought Toad's dead, deceased, cold, buttered body back to Bowser. Disappointed that Peach was already killed by someone else, he went to go sulk in a dark hole fifteen feet underground, and ate the dead, deceased, cold buttered Toad as comfort food.

Unfortunately for Bowser, Toad was a poisonous mushroom, so eating him was a very bad idea. Bowser developed very bad stomach cramps, which kept getting worse until a baby popped out of his hidden vaj deep down in his misty forest were all the forgotten, wasted, bitchy barbie sluts live.

Bowser was surprised at this, the baby looked an awful lot like Mario.. Then he suddenly remembered the day he got funky funky with Mario, Even though Bowser played the man he was pretty sure Maria who was played by Mario actually was the man in this exciting game.

Realizing how awkward and unsellable this storyline was becoming, Daisy intervened and photobombed every screenshot making funny faces. Needless to say, the rest of the cast was quite pissed at this. They attempted to dogpile her into a bottomless pit, but Weegee appeared out of nowhere and saved Daisy by singing "Somewhere Over The Rainbow". Needless to say, he sucked, but it gave Daisy enough time to run into a bar, where she got so drunk she believed she was riding a mystical pony to...

It was a particularly lovely spring morning in the Mushroom Kingdom. Goombas and Koopas wandered about as usual, Toads made their daily rounds, and everything was relatively uneventful until Toad's sanity disappeared and he found a hatchet. Then, he walked the mario's house and asked for a cup of boiling lava. Mario went off to scoop up the lava, and as Mario was in the kitchen Toad ran up stairs and hacked off Peaches head. This would have been distressing to Mario, had he not been madly in love with Waluigi. He only wooed Peach for the sake of his image.

Peach's sudden demise meant Mario was free! Hooray! He and Waluigi eloped to parts unknown, and were not heard from again. Meanwhile, back in Mushroom Kingdom, Bowser was arriving right on schedule for his once-a-year abduction of Princess Peach. Finding her dead, though, was not in his plans, and when he saw her like this, Toad still hacking at her beheaded corpse, he was dumbfounded.

Shocked, he asked the Toad what the bleep he was doing, and the Toad responded "cleaning." Of course, Bowser wasn't all that intelligent but he knew something was up, why was Peach bleeding? Who knows so while Toad was busy cleaning he thought an thought and finally came to the conclusion that Peach was ust making Toad's job worse by making the floor messy with blood.

Bowser then sent his troops to slaughter Peach but soon realised that she was already dead, pissed as they were they decided to kill Toad instead in a way so cruel only the word 'cruel' can describe such cruelness... with a chainsaw and stick of butter.

Bowser's troops then brought Toad's dead, deceased, cold, buttered body back to Bowser. Disappointed that Peach was already killed by someone else, he went to go sulk in a dark hole fifteen feet underground, and ate the dead, deceased, cold buttered Toad as comfort food.

Unfortunately for Bowser, Toad was a poisonous mushroom, so eating him was a very bad idea. Bowser developed very bad stomach cramps, which kept getting worse until a baby popped out of his hidden vaj deep down in his misty forest were all the forgotten, wasted, bitchy barbie sluts live.

Bowser was surprised at this, the baby looked an awful lot like Mario.. Then he suddenly remembered the day he got funky funky with Mario, Even though Bowser played the man he was pretty sure Maria who was played by Mario actually was the man in this exciting game.

Realizing how awkward and unsellable this storyline was becoming, Daisy intervened and photobombed every screenshot making funny faces. Needless to say, the rest of the cast was quite pissed at this. They attempted to dogpile her into a bottomless pit, but Weegee appeared out of nowhere and saved Daisy by singing "Somewhere Over The Rainbow". Needless to say, he sucked, but it gave Daisy enough time to run into a bar, where she got so drunk she believed she was riding a mystical pony to Luigi's massive... BUTTERFLY! Daisy didn't like butterflies, because well, she's a daisy for life because Voldemort turned her into one for being such a slut.

Meanwhile, at Hogwarts Hermione was in a total stress-pumpkin because she forgot to do her arithmancy homework because Ron was busy snogging her in the girl's bathroom in front of Harry who was feeling a little bit uneasy, but Ginny was there comfortin him with some Honey-dukes chocolate. Hagrid was feelig a bit...

It was a particularly lovely spring morning in the Mushroom Kingdom. Goombas and Koopas wandered about as usual, Toads made their daily rounds, and everything was relatively uneventful until Toad's sanity disappeared and he found a hatchet. Then, he walked the mario's house and asked for a cup of boiling lava. Mario went off to scoop up the lava, and as Mario was in the kitchen Toad ran up stairs and hacked off Peaches head. This would have been distressing to Mario, had he not been madly in love with Waluigi. He only wooed Peach for the sake of his image.

Peach's sudden demise meant Mario was free! Hooray! He and Waluigi eloped to parts unknown, and were not heard from again. Meanwhile, back in Mushroom Kingdom, Bowser was arriving right on schedule for his once-a-year abduction of Princess Peach. Finding her dead, though, was not in his plans, and when he saw her like this, Toad still hacking at her beheaded corpse, he was dumbfounded.

Shocked, he asked the Toad what the bleep he was doing, and the Toad responded "cleaning." Of course, Bowser wasn't all that intelligent but he knew something was up, why was Peach bleeding? Who knows so while Toad was busy cleaning he thought an thought and finally came to the conclusion that Peach was ust making Toad's job worse by making the floor messy with blood.

Bowser then sent his troops to slaughter Peach but soon realised that she was already dead, pissed as they were they decided to kill Toad instead in a way so cruel only the word 'cruel' can describe such cruelness... with a chainsaw and stick of butter.

Bowser's troops then brought Toad's dead, deceased, cold, buttered body back to Bowser. Disappointed that Peach was already killed by someone else, he went to go sulk in a dark hole fifteen feet underground, and ate the dead, deceased, cold buttered Toad as comfort food.

Unfortunately for Bowser, Toad was a poisonous mushroom, so eating him was a very bad idea. Bowser developed very bad stomach cramps, which kept getting worse until a baby popped out of his hidden vaj deep down in his misty forest were all the forgotten, wasted, bitchy barbie sluts live.

Bowser was surprised at this, the baby looked an awful lot like Mario.. Then he suddenly remembered the day he got funky funky with Mario, Even though Bowser played the man he was pretty sure Maria who was played by Mario actually was the man in this exciting game.

Realizing how awkward and unsellable this storyline was becoming, Daisy intervened and photobombed every screenshot making funny faces. Needless to say, the rest of the cast was quite pissed at this. They attempted to dogpile her into a bottomless pit, but Weegee appeared out of nowhere and saved Daisy by singing "Somewhere Over The Rainbow". Needless to say, he sucked, but it gave Daisy enough time to run into a bar, where she got so drunk she believed she was riding a mystical pony to Luigi's massive... BUTTERFLY! Daisy didn't like butterflies, because well, she's a daisy for life because Voldemort turned her into one for being such a slut.

Meanwhile, at Hogwarts Hermione was in a total stress-pumpkin because she forgot to do her arithmancy homework because Ron was busy snogging her in the girl's bathroom in front of Harry who was feeling a little bit uneasy, but Ginny was there comfortin him with some Honey-dukes chocolate. Hagrid was feeling a bit like Hannah Montana, and decided to go to a Cosplay convention dressed as her. This continued to stress Hermione even more, as grown giants with beards should not be dressing like 16-year-old prostitutes.

It was a particularly lovely spring morning in the Mushroom Kingdom. Goombas and Koopas wandered about as usual, Toads made their daily rounds, and everything was relatively uneventful until Toad's sanity disappeared and he found a hatchet. Then, he walked the mario's house and asked for a cup of boiling lava. Mario went off to scoop up the lava, and as Mario was in the kitchen Toad ran up stairs and hacked off Peaches head. This would have been distressing to Mario, had he not been madly in love with Waluigi. He only wooed Peach for the sake of his image.

Peach's sudden demise meant Mario was free! Hooray! He and Waluigi eloped to parts unknown, and were not heard from again. Meanwhile, back in Mushroom Kingdom, Bowser was arriving right on schedule for his once-a-year abduction of Princess Peach. Finding her dead, though, was not in his plans, and when he saw her like this, Toad still hacking at her beheaded corpse, he was dumbfounded.

Shocked, he asked the Toad what the bleep he was doing, and the Toad responded "cleaning." Of course, Bowser wasn't all that intelligent but he knew something was up, why was Peach bleeding? Who knows so while Toad was busy cleaning he thought an thought and finally came to the conclusion that Peach was ust making Toad's job worse by making the floor messy with blood.

Bowser then sent his troops to slaughter Peach but soon realised that she was already dead, pissed as they were they decided to kill Toad instead in a way so cruel only the word 'cruel' can describe such cruelness... with a chainsaw and stick of butter.

Bowser's troops then brought Toad's dead, deceased, cold, buttered body back to Bowser. Disappointed that Peach was already killed by someone else, he went to go sulk in a dark hole fifteen feet underground, and ate the dead, deceased, cold buttered Toad as comfort food.

Unfortunately for Bowser, Toad was a poisonous mushroom, so eating him was a very bad idea. Bowser developed very bad stomach cramps, which kept getting worse until a baby popped out of his hidden vaj deep down in his misty forest were all the forgotten, wasted, bitchy barbie sluts live.

Bowser was surprised at this, the baby looked an awful lot like Mario.. Then he suddenly remembered the day he got funky funky with Mario, Even though Bowser played the man he was pretty sure Maria who was played by Mario actually was the man in this exciting game.

Realizing how awkward and unsellable this storyline was becoming, Daisy intervened and photobombed every screenshot making funny faces. Needless to say, the rest of the cast was quite pissed at this. They attempted to dogpile her into a bottomless pit, but Weegee appeared out of nowhere and saved Daisy by singing "Somewhere Over The Rainbow". Needless to say, he sucked, but it gave Daisy enough time to run into a bar, where she got so drunk she believed she was riding a mystical pony to Luigi's massive... BUTTERFLY! Daisy didn't like butterflies, because well, she's a daisy for life because Voldemort turned her into one for being such a slut.

Meanwhile, at Hogwarts Hermione was in a total stress-pumpkin because she forgot to do her arithmancy homework because Ron was busy snogging her in the girl's bathroom in front of Harry who was feeling a little bit uneasy, but Ginny was there comfortin him with some Honey-dukes chocolate. Hagrid was feeling a bit like Hannah Montana, and decided to go to a Cosplay convention dressed as her. This continued to stress Hermione even more, as grown giants with beards should not be dressing like 16-year-old prostitutes.

As she walked through Hogwarts with a naked Hagrid, she decided to bake a cake. Unfortunatly Umbridge didn't allow cakes in Hogwarts so instead she turned to a life of crime. Her first crime involved a Goomba, George Bush and Delphy, who were all willing to help.