Make a Wish: Monkey's Paw

Granted, but they never work out right.

I wish i had some cinnamon.

Granted but its plastered to your bathroom floor..you must lick it off to survive...

I wish the wiki was done *stamps foot inpatiently*

Granted, but we have to wait 6 months because of a legal issure

I wish the bus was late, i need more time on Nintendorks.

Granted but it come so late that its early tommorow.

I wish my screen wasnt so dark

granted, but now it burns your eyes out.

I wish I could just get to college already.

Granted but is an all womens school...

I wish the site would quit logging me out.

That would be bad why?

Granted, but now it won't even let you on in the first place.

I would like a slice of pie, please.

Granted but it has hair all up in it.


I wish my notes would write themselves

Granted, but they write themselves in tattoo ink on your back

I wish I had a lower hairline on my forehead

Granted but it goes all the way to your chin.

I wish that I could lose weight as fast as the sims do.

granted, but you loose weight so fast that you turn into a barbie: plastic with no brains

I wish that Forumotion would add a functionality to let us have multiple color schemes

Granted but they all are horrendous.

I wish that I could get rid of the ants in my dorm, I hate them.

granted. Now you have cockroaches.

I wish I was rich.

Granted, but you because a bit too full of yourself, and....[enter horrible death scene here] xD

I wish that I had the will to stop listening to songs that make me cry.

Granted but you can only listen to songs tha peirce your eardrums and lower your IQ.

I wish the now present cockroaches were gone, thanks to Raps.

Granted though they now rule over Cuba

I wish for a Nickel

Granted but t is wooden.


I wish I do well on my math test.

Granted thought the teacher won't take the grade

I wish for a new laptop that is really really fast

granted but it evolves and intelligence and takes over the earth.

I wish i could make some roast with sophie.

Granted though she is allergic to it

I wish I was in the 80s

granted but...well, it's the 80's.

I wish i could roast sophie.

Granted but you can no eat her

I wish Sophie was a boi

Granted but now he/she is confused about their sexuallity and if you have ever seen seed of chucky, you know that leads to scary things. *shudders* WHY GLEN/DA?

I wish I knew why, Glen/da.

Granted but you die a day later of...um...chicken pox.

I wish I had a friendly robot that did everything I asked.

Granted but he must be paid in brains.

I wish my muscles would stop aching.