Make a Wish: Monkey's Paw

The basic idea of this game is you make a wish and the next person to post grants it. But even though your wish is granted, something horrible happens. For example, in 'The Monkey's Paw', the man asks for a thousand dollars. The next day, his son dies and he gets 1000 dollars in life insurance.

This game isn't so depressing though.



Example:

Person1:
I wish I had new shoes.

Person2:
Granted, but they're two sizes too small.

I wish I had cake.

Person3:
Granted, but it is lie cake.
I wish I had a girlfriend.

Person4:
Granted, but she's got no face.

I wish I had more money.



And so on and so forth. GO!


I wish I had the complete series of Full Metal Alchemist, the anime.

Granted but in Japanese

I wish I had a magical stone to see the future

Granted. You see everyone you love being eaten by mutated skittles.

I wish you guys had seen the republican speech in response to Obama's speech on healthcare. Not only did they not listen to Obama's speech, 99% of the the things they said were REFUTED in Obama's speech. In other words, the republican speaker sounded like a grade A moron. I was so happy!

I also wish I had a pony.

Wish granted. It shits on you while you sleep every night due to bowel issues.

I wish I had bewbs.

Granted, though you MAY get sued

I wish I could meet TLC (Band)

Granted, but... um... Actually, I'm not seeing an upside to this.
Oh! They leak!
SQUIRT SQUIRT alllll day.
They squirt PROPANE.
You die in flaming turtle accident.

I wish I had a dress like Peach's.

EDIT: I wish I had checked before posting.

Granted, but it will fall apart when you put it on.

I wish I were invisible. : :

granted, but no one will see you and you'll die of loneliness.

I wish there were more smilies!

Granted, but they'll be just as bad as <-- that one.

I wish I had a giant iceblock that never melts, that I can't be frozen in, just to say that I have one.

Granted, but your fingers get too cold holding it and you give it away.

I wish I had a boyfriend. Who wasn't a complete jerk and that treated me nicely.

Granted but he is in fact a woman, in secret.
I wish I could be a vampire. A NON-SPARKLY-TWIGHLIGHT VAMPIRE.

Granted, but your social life is ruined by the fact that you keep trying to suck casual acquantinces' blood.

I wish Harley Quinn would be in more batman movies.

Granted, but the Batman movies will be crap.

I wish, I wish, I hadn't killed that fish.

Granted, but the fish is your owner now.

I wish Death Note had more episodes.

NO NOT CRAPPY HARLEY QUINN MOVIES!!

Anyways, granted but after the first one, everyone dies...and can't come back.

I wish I didn't have to go to class.

OH NOEZ!!!! lol

Granted, but you have to live in a closet forever!!

I wish I had all the Tim Burton movies

Granted but they are all backwards.

I wish the Joker was real and he was all mine.

Granted, but he has no head

I wish it was always night

NO, NOT PUDDIN!!!

Granted but you turn into an antivampire and can only survive in the sun.

Untimate darkness would RULE!

I wish I could travel through time.

Granted, but your legs are in the future while you're in the past.

I wish I could attract stuff with my mind

EW, sounds messy.


Granted but it only works on heavy and/or sharp objects.

Haha! Cool!! xD

You forgot the wish xD

Oh, um....

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted, but you can only wish that the Joker dies!! *evil laugh*

I wish I could live in Manhattan

*Crys in the corner in a fetal position*

Granted, but you have to literally in live IN Manhattan, in the sewers.


I wish that my chem homework was done with the right answers.