Make a Wish: Monkey's Paw

Granted, send me their old usernames and their IPs in a PM and as long as they make no trouble they're back in. They'll need new usernames though. i'm assuming you mean the banned ones here.

I wish it wasn't so late already.

Edit: also, I'll need their email address.

Granted. But you have even more to do than you thought you did.

I wish my husband would tell me how our financial situation is instead of hiding the bills from me.

Granted. Now you're living in a cardboard box.

I wish I could go back in time and make things right.

Granted, but be careful not to get eaten by that dinosaur!

I wish my game hadn't died.

Granted, now it's a zmobie. GNARRRR. Brains.

I wish that male pattern baldness didn't run in my family...

Granted. Now you all look like gorillas.

I wish the Arcade wasn't so quiet.

Granted, but everyone is posting all at once and everyone is late and everything and its just hectic.

I wish i had a computer that was absolutely perfect, and connected to our wireless internet, and was Windows XP/7, had good RAM, graphics, etc, and COULD RUN TS3 PERFECTLY!!!!!

(I already know that you probably won't get the reference, but...)

Granted. Its name is HAL

I wish these pills didn't have so many side effects.

HAL!!! I so get that.Points for you! I love me the villains.

" Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two. "

Okay, okay. I'm done.


Granted but you now are covered in purple fur that just won;t come off.


I wish I wasn't so dorky. A little, okay, but its pretty bad.

Granted, now you're a cheerleader like they are in movies and stuffz.

I wish there was an evil smiley

Granted - It ate your head and it ran. It ran so far away, so it could punch penguins in the belly for lulz. Apparently your head just wasn't good enough for it.

I wish my hair would stay straight.

Granted, now its completely utterly straight - sticking back from your head. You can't make it change.

I wish Adelle used proper grammar and things in emails like she does on MSN and everything else

Granted, but now you start having lots of sharp objects flying toward your head at random intervals.

I wish I could figure out why Bodyshop has started crashing again.

Granted, but the problem is unfixable.

I wish I could play Sims 3 on this computer without lagging, crashing, etc.

Granted, but Sims 3 will NEVER shut down

I wish Fanboy was real so we could frolic through the flowers like idiots .3.

Granted, but you soon realize that he is never going to stop frolicking through the flowers. Or being an idiot.

I wish that the 5-8 inches of snow they are expecting on top of the 2 feet of snow we already have doesn't stick.

Granted, but ytou get a massive heat wave

I wish I could break the wish system and make the monkey cry again because I am a betch

granted, now the monkey hates you and will never again grant you any wishes.

I wish my back didn't hurt like a mofo.

Granted. Now it's your head.

I wish my husband wasn't trapped at work by the snow.

Granted but now you are trapped there instead. (Thats so crappy, I hope everything is alright)

I wish my father will quit bugging me about school.

granted, now he wants you to get married.

I wish I wasn't failing epically at attempting to make a matching banner for my new avi.

Granted but now your avi is taking the fail.

I wish I had brought some games home from school. Free time and all my fun Sh-t is t school.

Granted, but your computer is still at school so you have nothing to play them on.

I wish that heat wave from my last wish would hurry up and get here to melt the snow enough so I could get my front door open.

Granted. The heatwave is too hot for you, and you die of heat exhaustion. (Sorry)

I wish my Dad was more open to letting me get the computer I want.

Granted, but it costs more than you thought it would, and you have to pay for it yourself.

I wish I were more organized.