Make a Wish: Monkey's Paw

Granted, now it is SUPER EPIC.

i wish I had some time to work on TSMP.

Granted but you get the blue screen of death.

I wish my Chemistry would do itself.

Granted, but that's what she said.

I wish I had time to go wash my car.

Granted but its dark out, and the freaks come out at night.

I wish I could find my screwdriver, my fan broke again.

Granted, but it wants to kill you.

I wish I had my homework done.

Granted but your teacher decides that you dont have to do it anymore but instead a paper.

I wish it was quieter.

Granted, you've gone deaf.

I wish I didn't have to go to the stupid Oktoberfest on Friday.

Eh?

Granted, but you have been attacked by stupid forum members from MTS, and you know they have a surplus of stupidity.

I wish I could fall asleep

Gran...

What happened to not de-railing the games, eh? : :

I wish I had a pet chicken.

Go ahead, take all the fun outta life,

Granted but it has Swine Flu. You see, its mother was part pig. Good luck with that.

I wish my neighbors would learn how to close their door quietly.

Granted, but now they slam the windows.

I wish I had an itsy-bitsy doggie! *quotes song he's listening to*

Granted, but its so tiny you accidently squish it, and you don't even know it until 2 weeks later.


I wish my exgirlfriend would love me again.

Granted, but she waits until you have found someone who was much better... And she makes Fatal Attraction look like a kid's movie.


I wish there was more time in a day.

Granted but you have to spend it sleeping.

I wish I didnt have a headache.

Granted, your head just fell off.

I wish I had less homework. Again.

Granted, again, but now your computer exploded, you lost everything and have nothing to do.

I wish I had done better on my Math test.

Granted, now you have straight As and you have to do 10 times more work

I wish I had gotten perfect straight As. (I got one B. Dammit.)

Granted, but A no longer counts as a grade, like they did with Pluto, and B's are the thing, meaning you fail.

I wish my ethernet slot wasnt broken.

granted, now it works and the bad innuendos flow like a river.

I wish there were 36 hours in a day.

I loves me some bad innuendos.

Granted, but those extra hours must be spent in prayer or solitude.

I wish I would remember to add my wishes.

Granted. Now they're all you can think of and you forget to grant the wish before you.

I wish the joker wasn't brandishing a gun at me.

Granted but your now dead. Sorry bout that.

I wish the Joker had a gun on me, Id die of a heartattack before he had a chance to shoot me though.

Granted, but it turns out that he's actually a lonely, misunderstood artist who has been given a bad reputation...


I wish this silly H1N1 virus would die out.