Make a Wish: Monkey's Paw

Granted, to the SPAM MOBILE.

I wish I knew what Ghost was talking about. xD

Granted. A thread I need eye bleach for

I wish it wasn't almost my bedtime

Granted, it is now your bedtime instead of being almost your bedtime.

I wish I wasn't too lazy to walk six feet to grab my guitar.

Granted. But now you're a sim and can pull it out of your back pocket, so you don't need to walk over to it at all. I hope you've got a player who takes care of their sims...

I wish I had some chocolate.

Granted, but you hate the taste of it.

I wish I had mystical feet which would take me to school, just to defeat the purpose of a sick day.

Granted. But when you are actually sick and not faking it or whatever you still have to go to school! SUCKED IN U PICHKU MATERINU!!! I reckon I spelt that wrong.. oh wells HA

Yes, you did, and the reason I took a sick day was because I -was- sick. I'm not a truant.
And, your wish can't be granted because you did not make a wish.

I wish Fergus made a wish, and didn't call me a motherfucker.

Granted, but now he's tied you to a post and has dressed you up in a frilly pink ballroom dress with lace and tulle. :3

I wish I hadn't read the last page (though you and Ghost make a great pair of comedians )

Granted, but you just lost the game.

I wish the game hadn't been won. ):

Granted. Now you pay $50.00 every 6 months for an EP that is full of bugs and breaks everything that was already working... oh wait! That's the Sims!

i wish my new anti-seizure med didn't have potential side effects of making me lose my bones or have all my skin fall off.

(Oh wow, Ghost. That's awful. D:) Granted, but the side effects occur if you happen to forget to take them.

I wish my glasses weren't such a pain in the ass.

Granted, now they're a pain in the face.

I wish that the AP English exam wasn't 4 hours. D:

Granted. The AP English exam is now eight hours.

I wish it were summer again.

Liz wrote:
I wish my glasses weren't such a pain in the ass.

That isn't where you're supposed to wear them! Sorry. I couldn't resist.

Anyway. Granted, but now it's too hot again.

I wish someone would post in the RPG again

Shush, you.

Granted, but you're no longer allowed to post in the RPG thread. Shame, that.

I wish my guitar would tune itself.

Granted, but it's tone-deaf

I wish I would stop forgetting to eat when I'm alone.

Granted, now you can't stop eating.

I wish I didn't have that dehydrated feeling in the back of my throat, that gets worse whenever I try to drink something. It's rather confusing. xD

Granted. (You probably need more electrolytes in your diet . A sports drink will work if you have to, but it's not a good idea because you don't need the extra sugars it has in it. Or you can just read ingredient labels or get supplements. )

Now you can't tell when you're thirsty at all.

I wish I could be more helpful

Granted, but nobody will listen to your advice. xP

I wish that i didn't feel so energized at midnight.

Granted. Now you feel energized at 1am.

I wish Portal would hurry up and download already.

Granted, but you're downloading the wrong version.

I wish my modem would stop crashing.

Granted. Now you have no modem.

I wish I didn't have so much science every week.

Granted, now you have so much Calculus every week.

I wish I didn't all of a sudden feel so...uncertain.

Granted, but now you are a narcissist

I wish I could blow sh-t up with my mind

Granted but in the process of blowing up the cat, he lights all your valuable shit on fire.


I wish I had gotten some sleep.