Drunk Driving

Agreed.

Raps brings up a good point.

Like I tell my nieces......at least wait until you turn 16.

You have a great family if your siblings will put up with you telling their kids that. My uncle has been trying to get me to drink for the past year. What part of "Allergic to alcohol with colon cancer while trying to maintain a good GPA and get into college" doesn't register in his mind?

Well, teh alcohol might be slowinghim just a bit.

This is what Uncles are meant to do, get you to drink before your parents want you to.

Although if you met my brother he would say the same thing I said. My oldest niece is great at bringing us beers when we are watching football. I love her dearly.

I used to do that for my dad. I thought it was fun and I was the only one that could do it. I knew how to mix a rum and coke at the age of 8. That is so sad.

I generally am a beer guy, but it may not be a bad idea to teach her a few cocktails. Could be useful when company comes over.

Yep. Rum and Coke, Mudslides and Martinis since a young age. I have to say, It kinda is a good skill to have. They trusted me. ALOT. And I guess it paid off.

My dad was a bartender for a while. I didn't inherit his skills.

I knew how to mix a rum and coke at the age of 8.

Gotta refresh my memory what's in a rum and coke again?

A-ha. You are hilarous.

Knee-SLAPPER.

Can we kill people who make bad puns along with the women and drunk drivers?

Shall we?

Time for the bars!

Woo.....then when we drunk drive we will only aim for the people who make bad puns.

Although, our judgment will be impaired so it will be tough to tell who are the ones making bad puns.

Moral of the story, stay indoors tonight if you don't want to be run over by myself or Newsie.

*stays inside* >.>

Miles wrote:Can we kill people who make bad puns along with the women and drunk drivers?

PLEASE DONT KILL ME

I must have missed something, who's making bad puns?

*watches the car careening out of control towards a crowd of newsies*

*Enjoys the show*

I don't think you guys know what puns are.

I find that type of humor very pungent myself.

If you drink and drive you'll never be the head of a major corporation.