Nintendorks Family Tree!

In order to compile the Nintendorks family tree, we ask everyone here who wishes to participate to please tell us all the family relations you have within Nintendorks. For example, mine are:

-Married to WWW
-Child of WWW
-Married to Cass
-Married to Becca
-Married to Davey
-Married to a lamp
-siblings with Cass/Becca
-Father of most Nintendorks

-Married to Raps
-Married to Becca
-Married to Davey
-Married to Liz
-Married to Angie
-Married to Sayde (Am I still? xD)
-Wally iz mah mother
-Ally iz/was also mah mother
-Claudia is mah mother
-Nina is my sister
-Davey is my brother
-Sheba is my sister
-Raps is my brother
-Tay is my brother

....Yeah.

Divorced from Ally



That's all I know of, lol

-Married to Raps
-Davey is my gay boyfriend
-Liz is my bi girlfriend
-Wally is my straight boyfriend
-Has adopted pretty much everyone in Nintendorks
-Gave birth to a flower pot

-Married to Cass
-Married to Davey
-Married to Raps
-Married to Sparkle
-Married to Wally
-Raps is my brother
-WWW is my mother
-Wally is my mother-in-law
That's all I remember at the moment...

Wait, so WWW is my mother AND mother in law now? o.O

Yep! Enjoy the many years of therapy!

LOL

-Married to Davey
-Married to Alfie
-Ally is my sister
-Cass is my sister
-Wally is my brother
-Angie is my sister
-Alfie is my sister

Does anyone want to adopt me? I'm an orphan *puppy eyes*
I'm open to have more marriages, siblings, parents and kids ;D

I'll marry you and be your kid. ;D
...
Just to make the family tree WORSE. : D

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I don't know what relatives I have? Do I have any? Am I even here?

IT'S ALL EXISTENTIAL MAAAAAAN

Divorced from TJ

Sister to Davey
Sister to Nina
Sister to Angie


I think that's it...

O.o is an orphan with no family..

-Married To Davey
-Sibling to Davey
-Sibling to Red
-Child of W and Raps, apparently. XD
-Great, Great, Great, Great, Grandmother of Ghost and Zimz
-Creepy Uncle to all.
-Currently pregnant with your mum.


And I think I was married to Nina and Cass and Liz and Becca at one point...

ZimZ wrote:O.o is an orphan with no family..

*starts the orphans club*

*cough* *POINTS TO MY POST*

Orphan: both parents are dead or permanently missing. .. Great Great Great Great grandmother can be like a mom, but the real parents are still not in the picture.

*hugs Vampy*

*Is not related to anyone as he is, as Raps has stated, the official Island Pet.*

-Married to Liz
-Yaoi Buddies with Tay
-Sister to Cass
-Also Married to Cass (I think)


I forget the rest ;-;

-mother to all of you
-married to Raps, girlfriend of Liz, Cass, Becca, Wally, and Davey
-therapy still not included

NO! When I signed your Non-Disclosure agreement W, that INCLUDED therapy. Now I am at a loss...

That non-disclosure agreement also included banjos...to match the therapy.

Would a glockenspiel count?

Only if the keys are rainbow colored.