Reasons other people's lives suck worse than yours

Just what the title says!

It can be anything from starving people in Africa to you getting a cute new haircut that they don't have nyeah nyeah nyeah nyeah.

So, me first!

I have nintendorks for friends, so nyeah.

Lack of effective health care

Because you are not me, and I am awesome. :]

No, not really.

Because you are not Dubya, and so you are not the awesomest creature in the universe.

...
*sucks* :3

I can walk and think (for the most part) clearly.

I have Red as a sister. :3

I have Davey as an incestuous brotherhusband.

I have all of you guys. Seriously, you make my life happier.

I have the best wife ever, and Nintendorks. :3

I have Nintendorks, someone that makes me happy, and a good future. :3

I am a ghost.
And so can float about.
And spy on you.
Without you knowing.
Because I am a ghost.
Your life sucks because you can't.

On a serious note.

I have Becca for a wife.
And I have Davey for a gay husband.
And...
Um...
I have Nintendorks. :3

INSERT EDIT HERE.
v I also married him at one point. And that makes me..like..epic. ;3 I'm such a pimp.. |:< But.

I love Cass.

I love Rapsipherrr. ^-^

I have the hope and imagination that the world will one day be better

I have wonderful friends ( RL and here. Double package! >:U) and I have a puppy


Oh! And I have an amazing imagination

I have Sheba as mah pimp. ^-^

I joined Nintendorks Island!

I have Nintendorks, I'm studying Architecture, which really fulfills my life, I have some awesome friends IRL and so many awesome ones in here, I have Davey as a husband and Ally, Cass, Alfie, Angie and Wally as siblings and I have all of you guys I love you ^^

Hmmm, I'm overworked and stressed out, I just got dumped on my 2-month anniversary, I just want to give up and sleep, I haven't eaten in 2 days, and I just want to go home.

But I guess I could be living in Haiti.

Oh no Raps. *hugs* I'm so sorry.

Raps, after the storm comes the rainbow!

or the downed powerline to the face.

I know how you feel dear, but it all will be worth it, I promise *hugs* And I'm sorry for the anniversary thing *hugs again*

and I'm not dead yet. *bad da da da bah da DA chss*

I have a house
I have a library where I can get internet, even though I can't get NI (yet)
I have enough food to eat
I have friends
I can get NI sometimes
Our finances are getting better
my health is improving
I have a lot of places I can walk to
I have a family that I get along with
I have a good church
I have Jesus in my life
I have heat and air conditioning
The library is almost convinced that NI is NOT an adult site after all
My tap water is drinkable
I have light at night
I have books to read
I have candy sometimes (yes, even grown-ups like candy)

GHOST IS BACK!

OMG, I MIIIIISSSSED YOU!!!
*HUGS*

*HUGS Vampy*

*Hugs everybody else*

I'm posting this at the library!

I am happy because all of you appear to be dating/married to Davey and when you realize that Davey is going to be in biiiig trouble. XD

I could never hate ma Davey, even if he is pimp to the 1003749927643023th power.