Make a Wish: Monkey's Paw

Granted, but all your other work from now will be wrong!!

I wish I knew lots of languages

Granted but you will only be able to speak them extremely fast or extremely slow.

I wish I could remember every single detail about EVERYTHING.

Granted, but you're transformed into a brain with legs and arms xD

I wish I could breathe under water.

Granted but you turn in to a weird yet totally awesome human-vampire-mermaid tribrid.

I wish for General T'so Chicken. Yummy!

Granted, but that was no chicken you ate!

I wish I was the prettiest person on earth.

Yummy, soylent green!


Granted, but everybody else was killed off or shipped to Mars where they died anyways.


I wish I had a spinal tap x-ray!

Granted, but you now have cancer

I wish I had control over the Universe

Granted, but you're transformed into a mix between dinosaur and ham cookie

I wish there was a real Nintendorks Island

Granted, though whoever inhabits it will not survive

I wish I has a friend like

Granted but he wants to be more than friends...and gets his way.


I wish I had a lot of money.

Granted but it was stolen so.....RUN!

I wish I could think of something to wish for

Granted, but it can only be a positive wish for someone that you hate.


I wish I could sing really well.

Granted, but you can only sing outdated rap music.

I wish I had a mouth laser.

Granted, but you can only laser yourself.


I wish my math was easier.

granted, but you forget how to read

I wish all the wishees didnt come out bad

Granted, but you just created a paradox and world comes crahing down upon you.


I wish I had inspiration for my story.

Granted though it is all about death

I wish I could get 10,000 hugs by 10 millions ladybugs

Granted, but they would mutate and eat ytou alive

I wish the nitendorks could live together

Granted though they get a case of cannibalism

I wish for a doggy that can fly

gRANTED, But it takes over the world and kills you first

I wish New Moon would get into fudging theaters already!



*is NOT extrreme fangirl*

Granted though there is a gay porn scene with Edward and Jacob

I wish I WAS Miley Cyrus

Granted, but I kill you.


I wish that Silent Hill 2 would come out already.

*Is extreme fangirl*

Granted though it is a DDR version

I wish for MJ to be alive

Granted but he dances around ALL THE TIME like in thriller and smells like hes rotting.


I wish it was tommorrow

granted, but it would never end


I wish a chicken would appear in the ocean that was microscopic