2010 - July
- Arrival - PG13
- * CassWitch goes to get a banana
[Liz] BRING BACK A CONDOM!
[Liz] I has an idea. >:)
*Liz grabs two peaches.
* CassWitch returns with a banana...and a condom? o.O
[Liz] Make a diamond shape with your hands.
* CassWitch does so...
--> Raps555 has joined #nintendorks
* Liz puts a condom on the banana, then presses the peaches onto the sides of the banana. She then proceeds to insert the tip of the banana in the diamond.
[Liz] MODEL PENIS!
[Liz] ... Hi.
- cake Decoration Fail - PG13
- [CassWitch] Davey
[Raps555] That means you, Channy
[DaveyDaVinci] Channy is a douchewad
* CassWitch sits on Davey's lap.
* DaveyDaVinci pats Cass
* Raps555 inserts a cake frosting decorating bag up channy's ass and squeezes
[CassWitch] LOL WTF.
[DaveyDaVinci] What a waste of frosting
[Raps555] because then you ea*shot*
[DaveyDaVinci] I'm not going anywhere near Channy's ass aga*shot*
- Delicious Tragedy - G
- [Rikachu] MY CHEESE LOOKS LIKE IT'S BREATHING
[Rikachu] It's inflating with air in the toaster oven, then deflating
[Rikachu] IT'S COOL LOOKING
[Rikachu] my cheese burnt
[Raps555] such a tragedy
- Designated Times - G
- [Alfie] Ri is a breastless female?
[Rikachu] Only on the weekends.
[Alfie] Oh, ok then.
- Double Major - G
- [Vampy] I'm double majoring in premed/bio and psychology with a minor in forensics. Its like suicude you pay for.
- Dribbling - PG
- [Raps555] I have a .
[Raps] and I'm on it.
[DaveyDaVinci] I have an !
[DaveyDaVinci] Raps beat me
[TeeJay] In Photoshop, I wanna drag this image over into my AVI, BUT! I want to only drag the torso up, how do I do this?
[TeeJay] DO I make the AVI a selection then drag?
[Twi] Raps has a period?
[Raps] ....use the lasso tool to select the torso only.
[DaveyDaVinci] Omg...the guy in the back row all the way to the left
[DaveyDaVinci] Sooo hot
[Twi] And the one in the back to the right
[Raps] that's a terrible picture
[Raps] Can't see teh faces.
[Raps] I guess I'm just not programmed to read men's faces very well.
[DaveyDaVinci] Who cares...they can dribble my balls all night
[Raps] no surprise.
- Extreme Heat - G
- * Rikachu stands up cause his butt is still wet
[Raps555] Why is it wet?
[Rikachu] I have never jumped off a building
* WWW finishes braiding Ri's hair and moves on to Nina's
[Twi] Why is your butt wet?
[Rikachu] Idk, prolly sweat
[Raps555] LOL EW
[WWW] Wait, does it have to be the top?
[Twi] Are you sure you didn't pee in your pants?
[Raps555] it was only one story.
[WWW] Can it be the side?
[Rikachu] It's been 1000+ all day. :P
- Far Too Much Info - G
- [Rikachu] My butt's wet and it's giving me a rash
- Freudian Slip? - PG
- [Davey] I've never cheated on my bf/gf
[Raps555] lol Ri you skank
[Rikachu] I failed
- Getting Dressed - PG
- [Beccapixie10] ...HOLY SHIT IT'S TAKEN ME 56 HOURS TO GET DRESSED?
[CassWitch] 56 hours
[CassWitch] Must be some tight pants.
* RyeBread returns
[CassWitch] I'm just sayin
- Gotta Catch 'em All - PG13
- [Liz] They're playing the vagina game, and I'm stabbing Alfie with my penis.
[Ri] Vaginas: Gotta Catch 'Em All
[Ri] STDs: Gotta Catch 'Em All
- Illicit Relations - PG
- [Vampy] It keeps showing you guys have quit, then I refresh and it shows an empty room, just Chanserv
[DaveyDaVinci] That's because I know you and Chanserv have a thing going on
- Inattentive - G
- * Alfie has been kicked from #Nintendorks by Rikachu
* Alfie has 3 desktop icons
* Alfie stares at them
[TaylorZombie] alison was kicked?
- Irresistable call, The - G
- [WWW] Yesterday I was up at 1 am.
[WWW] And I thought: You know what would be awesome right now?
[WWW] So I made waffles.
[WWW] The end.
[Twi] You know what I was doing at 1 am?
[WWW] And I accidentally woke my dad up up my waffle making.
[WWW] And he just looked at me like: Why the heck are you making waffles at 1 am?
[WWW] But no man can refuse the call of the waffles.
- Mariobot has Relationship Issues - PG13
- [WWW] @eightball In bed?
[Mariobot] Of course, WWW.
[WWW] @eightball Why do we never talk anymore Mario? Do you not love me anymore?
[Mariobot] What???????? Whoever asks: Why do we never talk anymore Mario? Do you not love me anymore? , must be crazy.
[WWW] @eightball Do you just pretend to love me for the sex?
[Mariobot] Don't count on it, WWW.
[WWW] @eightball Do you want me to cut you off?
[Mariobot] Of course, WWW.
[WWW] @eightball Fuck you.
[Mariobot] Don't count on it, WWW.
- Mariobot the Prophet - G
- [DaveyDaVinci] @Eightball am I gay?
[Mariobot] These things don't dictate what happens, God does.
[Alison] @Eightball Am -I- gay?
[Mariobot] Count on it, Alison.
[DaveyDaVinci] Suck on that, bible thumpers
- Mean Cats - R
- [DaveyDaVinci] I'm just ready for her to stop shitting and pissing on the floor xDDDDDD
[Liz] I miss mah goggeh, but I luff my kitteh.
[DaveyDaVinci] I luff kittehz too
[DaveyDaVinci] But every kitty I've ever had has been satan spawn
[DaveyDaVinci] Like, not even fun satan spawn
[DaveyDaVinci] Truly evil
[DaveyDaVinci] Mean mean mean
[DaveyDaVinci] But everyone else has nice pussies
[DaveyDaVinci] It makes me a sad panda
[Liz] My p-ssy is pretty damn amazing.
[DaveyDaVinci] I don't believe I've ever seen your pussy
[Liz] Would you like to see my pussy?
[DaveyDaVinci] Yes, I would
[DaveyDaVinci] Long haired pussy?
[DaveyDaVinci] Really fluffy?
[Liz] ... Are we even talking about cats anymore? xD
[DaveyDaVinci] Idk what I'm talking about
[DaveyDaVinci] I'm so tired
- Nintendorks Airlines - G
- [WWW] Wooooooooo! I have successfuly animated an object!
[WWW] Well... not ssucessfully... but....
[WWW] You get the point
[CassWitch] You're awesome
[WWW] In addition to modding, WWW is an expert pilot.
[Liz] You grab the controls.
[Liz] Then you hum a dramatic tune.
[WWW] Welcome to NI airlines! Please buckle in!
[WWW] ...really, buckle in
[Liz] ... This will not end well.
[WWW] Off we go!
[WWW] WHAM WHAM WHAM
[WWW] I told you to buckle in!
[Liz] OW OW OW!
[Liz] Dooooooooooooooooown theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee slooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooope.
* Sparklycookie sneaks into the cockpit and divebombs the plane
[WWW] This is now officially my favorite glitch EVER.
[Liz] Juur ALIVE-UH!
[WWW] We are going doooooooooown!
* WWW careens out of control
[Liz] Okay, that's it.
* Liz opens the door and rolls out of the plane.
[WWW] It's a good thing we can't actually fly.
- Nintendorks Chorus, The - G
- [WWW] I have never had something I dreamed come true.
[WWW] - FOR SCIENCE!!?1!111!
[Raps555] LOL Ri, I already have a title for that quote.
[Rikachu] This was a triumph
[Raps555] I'm making a note here
[Rikachu] HUGE SUCCESS
[WWW] Huge success
[Beccapixie10] It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
[WWW] Aprture Science
[Beccapixie10] We do what we must
[Raps555] We do what we must
[Rikachu] We do what we must
[WWW] For the good of all of us
[Raps555] because we can
[Raps555] except the ones who are dead
[Beccapixie10] Except the ones who are dead
[WWW] But there's no use crying
[WWW] Over every mistake
[Beccapixie10] You just keep on trying ' till you run out of cake
[Rikachu] We are the most un-coordinated choir ever.
[WWW] And the science gets done
[TeeJay] What does permiscuious mean?
[Beccapixie10] And you make a neat gun
[WWW] And you make a neat gun
[WWW] For the people who are still alive
[Beccapixie10] For the people who are Still Alive
[TeeJay] Ah, *checks list*
[WWW] And believe me I am still alive
[Twi] I have to pee
[Twi] I have to pee
[WWW] And when you're dead I will be still alive
[Raps555] and while you're dying I'll be still alive
[WWW] Still alive
[Raps555] Still alive
[Beccapixie10] Still alive
[WWW] Still alive
* WWW applauds wildly
[Raps555] We WIN -SO- much.
* Beccapixie10 joins applauding
* WWW gives standing ovation
- Or did i?! - G
- [Beccapixie10] ...
[Beccapixie10] I DIDN'T TYPE THOSE DOTS.
[Beccapixie10] ...Or maybe I did.
- Pennsylvania - G
- [Raps555] This is the state that never eeeeeends!
[Raps555] It just goes on and on my friends
[Raps555] Some people started crossing it not knowing what it waaaaaas
[Raps555] and now they keep crossing becaaaaaause
[Raps555] this is the state that never eeeeeeeends!
- Pregnancy - G
- [Twi] I have never been pregnant
[Raps555] ^5 Ri
[Beccapixie10] xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD The guys say yes.
[Twi] Is there something we should know about you two?
- Reality is No Match for Imagination - PG13
- [Raps555] xDDDDDDDDDD
[Raps555] mine's bigger. ;)
[CassWitch] Yes it is
[CassWitch] My imaginary dick is bigger than yours
- Reverse conversion Therapy - PG
- [DaveyDaVinci] My friends are twins, and they have reaaaaaally big boobs, and they are going to have to have breast reduction surgery because of the strain on their backs
[WhiteWaterWood] Twins with big boobs. I'm straight and I think that still turned me on.
- Room of Secrets, The - PG13
- [WWW] Also Mario is trying to get into Peach's pants in that room. It's best you don't watch.
[Raps555] the young'uns would be traumatized.
[WWW] Let's take a peek in the room shall we?
--> Peach has joined #nintendorks
[Peach] OH GOD HARDER MARIO!
<-- Peach has quit (Client Quit)
* WWW closes the door again
[WWW] I did NOT want to see that.
[Sheba] oh yes you did!
- Self-Love - G
- [DaveyDaVinci] Ily
[CassWitch] ...Epic fail
[DaveyDaVinci] I totally just responded to myself
- Size Whore - PG
- [Raps555] probably my favorite: http://raps555.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2t6pl2
[Raps555] big image is big. :D
* Raps555 is size whore
[Raps555] that did NOT come out how I'd intended.
- Snack of Champions - G
- [Vampy] Yum Raw hotdogs. *is so gonna get sick *
[Raps555] lol ew
[Raps555] wtf Vampy
[Vampy] They taste exactly the same, believe it or not
[Raps555] I dun wannit
[Vampy] It is so the 4am snack of champions
- So Quiet - G
- [Vampy] I was sitting here, wondering why no one was talking and I was scrolled up. FAIL. *headesk*
- Stereotypical Misconceptions - PG13
- [Raps] I have never deepthroated something
[Beccapixie10] OMG SO MUCH TRAFFIC. *stares out the window*
[CassWitch] - ...
[TeeJay] We men rock!
[Raps] why are the guys whores?
[CassWitch] I like how the girls haven't.
[Raps] Reslly, cass
[CassWitch] Guys are such pervs
[DaveyDaVinci] We are
[CassWitch] That should be QDB'd. I'm just sayin.
[Raps] I'll get it
[Raps] gimme a sex
[TeeJay] brb, I need a candy bar (it's called a Whatchamacallit ;))
- The Sims 2 Goldplated Edition - G
- [DaveyDaVinci] I know xD
[DaveyDaVinci] I may grab the collector's edition, so we can play anyway
[Rikachu] Raps; Yes
[Rikachu] It's $11000 for the collectors
[Rikachu] >-> shaddup
[DaveyDaVinci] That was a pretty epic fail
- Total Impossibility - G
- [CassWitch] I had a dream that I went to see Eclipse and I thought it was awesome
[CassWitch] I just rememered and I was like WTF Cass
- What Did I Miss? - PG13
- [CassWitch] WhatIMiss
[DaveyDaVinci] I have pictures of his penis xDDDD
- What Were We Fighting About Again? - PG13
- [Rikachu] 12AM is midnight
[Rikachu] 12PM is midday
[Raps555] just as it goes from the 25th to the 26th it ends
[Rikachu] But 12Pm is noon.
[Rikachu] in 1 and a half horus.
[Raps555] IT ENDS IN 13.5 HOURS DEAL WITH IT
[Raps555] I clairified in my latest post
[Rikachu] SO MAKE IT SAY 12AM THEN
[Raps555] WHO CARES
[Rikachu] EVERYONE WHO IS GOING TO GET CONFUSED
[Raps555] THEN THOSE PEOPLE SHOULD READ WHERE I CLAIRIFIED
[Rikachu] FINE *EDITS IT HISSELF*
* Raps555 dnagles the keys
* Rikachu clones the keys
* Raps555 smelts them
[Raps555] OWELLI'LLFIXTHATTHEN ]:D
* Rikachu clones more
* Raps555 comprimises
* Raps555 takes a sticky note and writes "12PM" on it, and sticks it to ri's forehead
* Rikachu rips it off and edits the post again
* Twi is rofling
- Word Scramble - PG13
- [Rapstor] adskjbvckjarbvljwe
[TJoogle] :o jwe IS JEW SCRAMBLED
[WWW] ..duh XD
[WWW] And eat is tea and ate and eat!
[TJoogle] [Rapstor] adskjbvckjarbvljwe <---- IT LIES
[WWW] tea is also quizintic!
[WWW] ...I am a master of the word scramble
[TJoogle] racecar is racecar backwards
[WWW] Try walking on it.
[Rapstor] urmom backwards is a ho.