- STUPID TEST
The more [x]’s the “dumber” you are.
[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door
[X] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[X] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself
[X] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks
....this is not looking good.
[X] You have run into a tree/bush. (It was a ninja tree)
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow (Tried it. Does not work. Also my arm looks hairy when you squint)
[X] You have tried to lick your elbow… a few times
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little
star have the same rhythm.
[X] You just tried to sing them. (That is SO COOL)
[X] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit .
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[ ] You’ve never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire (A chicken. It was dead, of course. I mean, it was dead BEFORE I lit it on fire)
[X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your
[X] You have caught yourself drooling. (I was napping, does that count)
[ ] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[X] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[X] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[X] You use your fingers to do simple math
[ ] You have eaten a bug
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and
didn't realize it (I have done both at once, more than once)
[X] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in
[X] You have ran around naked in your house. (I'm often too lazy to get clothes on after a bath when no one is home)
[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say
will happen to you if you don’t.
[X] You break a lot of things. (Not on purpose, I just... tend to drop things)
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[X] You tilt your head when you’re confused
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before
[X] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the
texture of the ceiling or wall
[ ] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day.
Now count them up and put “I’ve done __ stupid things out of 37″ in the title field.
I WAS going to edit this and add it to my Notes on FB, but I changed my mind
- [x] You know how to make a pot of coffee. [I hasta make it for my parents. :U]
[ ] You keep track of dates using a calendar. (I didn't even know the date TODAY.]
[ ] You own a credit card.
[x] You know how to change the oil in a car. [Paaarents.]
[x] You've done your own laundry
[ ] You can vote in an election.
[ ] You can cook for yourself. [I swear I could burn water. :I]
[ ] You think politics are interesting.
TOTAL SO FAR: 1
[x] You show up for school late a lot.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/
[ ] You've never gotten a detention. [Six times and that was just in middle school. xD]
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[x] You like to take walks by yourself. [More like a small walk and alot of climbing~]
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking
[ ] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
TOTAL SO FAR: 7
[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[x] When you say you're going to do something you usually do it.
[ ] You can mow the lawn. [Lolno. :U]
[ ] You study even when you don't have to. [I don't even study when I have too! D8]
[x] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 11
[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up. [Is it suppose to be a hard word...? D:]
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[x] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need [I can go to the store without getting ANYTHING~ <3]
[ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.
TOTAL SO FAR: 15
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party. [LOL. Theres such thing? XD]
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job. [Its cause I look like an 11 year old. <:I /sigh]
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach. (Lol I live on an ISLAND. Surrounded by beaches~ Infact I went yesterday~]
[x] You use the internet every day. [Yarply.]
[ ] You have been outside 3 or more times a day. [Ha. Nooo.]
[ ] You make your bed in the morning.
Post this in your journal with the title saying
"I act like a ___ year old!"
It was a surveryy D:
- Emo Dude
- No, I am NOT going to go out with you.
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I was quoting a post on another site
I was quoting a post on another site
Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
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