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My freaking mom...

Post by ZombieData on November 24th 2009, 6:42 pm

Her laptop crashed the other day, and I've been allowing her on my VERY EXPENSIVE, VERY DELICATE, REALLY FAST Gaming computer that costed me my life's savings.


Her laptop crashed because (as a ER nurse) finds gore and blood really amusing.

So she searches the web and looks at gore stuff, and alot of thoses sites host viruses.

I know why her laptop crashed. The worm she freaking downloaded a few days back from visiting that site finally got to her motherboard and crasshed her.


:LKDFja;lskdfjsal;kdjf


I'm kinda p*ssed off right now, because I come home from a long days work of school, and when I wake up my computer from its slumber.... The gore website was open on my browser!!


>Ummm... Pissed Off Pissed Off Pissed Off

She told me she'd only be on her e-mail and craigslist, but she lied.
Normally I'd forgive her, but she's gonna ruin my baby!

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Re: My freaking mom...

Post by ZombieData on November 24th 2009, 6:44 pm

And plus, she freaked around with my internet settings so every 3 seconds a window pops up and says, "Select which dial-up to connect to: Connect | Work Offline"

We dont' even have dial-up.

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Re: My freaking mom...

Post by idej on November 25th 2009, 1:35 am

You can fix all that with these very simple, very easy to understand things I am going to suggest.

1. Throw your Piece of crap computer in the trasth
2. Run, don't walk to the nearest Apple Store.
3. Buy a Macbook Pro.
4. Problem solved.

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Post by Vampire_of_Death on November 25th 2009, 2:17 am

I prefer my Pc to any Mac, but Sayde, if you are worries about it, I think there is a way to block sites via your internet explorer, kind of like a parent block, only it's blocking your parent, Lol


EDIT: Found a way while messing around. But this is with Internet Explorer.

Go to View
Then, go to "Privacy Report..."
From there, go to "Settings.."
Then, click "Sites..."

When you finally get to that point there will be a box where you type in an url to block that certain website if you click the "block" button.


By the way, what computer do you have, I am looking for a good gaming computer and I am hoping for some suggestions. Thanks.

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Re: My freaking mom...

Post by idej on November 25th 2009, 3:18 am

a Mac will beat the pants off any Windows PC any day of the week, and do it with 1 hand tied behind its back.

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Post by Wario's Bulbous Nose on November 25th 2009, 6:06 am

We're talking about gaming computers here, not trendy boxes.

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Re: My freaking mom...

Post by Rapsheba555 on November 25th 2009, 12:44 pm

and we're not going to start mud-slinging either. Macs are good for what macs are good for, PCs are good for what PCs are good for. Everyone has their own preference, so don't go insulting others' preferences.

Hm. Well, sounds like Vampy's idea is the best. You could also just NOT allow her to use it anymore. If you bought it with your money or it was a gift, it's your legal property and there's nothing she can do about that if you don't let her use it.

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Re: My freaking mom...

Post by Sheba on November 25th 2009, 12:48 pm

so stuff from Xmas is santas property? XD my dad still thinks we dont know that santa isnt reall cuz he says he has connections with santa


wait....

what kind of connectoins? Rapist Dumbass

Back on track.....

Vampy is smart, ive blocked sites before on mine...but undid it cuz i didnt wanna get in trouble. :3

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Post by Rapsheba555 on November 25th 2009, 12:56 pm

No, stuff from santa would belong to whoever he gave it to. :P

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Post by Vampire_of_Death on November 25th 2009, 4:59 pm

Yep, if santa gave it to you, it is legally transference of property and it now belongs to you. Thank you Criminal Justice, Lol

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Post by Sheba on November 25th 2009, 5:18 pm

Lol I must show my father this!

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Re: My freaking mom...

Post by Cass on November 27th 2009, 1:57 am

......xD Shelby.



D'aw. *glares at Sayde's mom*

Sorreh, I'm'a like 1,000 miles away. I can't do nuffin. Ummm...

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Re: My freaking mom...

Post by Woman on November 27th 2009, 5:46 am

Livin' at home is such a drag...

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Post by Rapsheba555 on November 27th 2009, 4:53 pm

Tell me about it. but I still love my parents.



Most of the time. Lol

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Re: My freaking mom...

Post by santa fe on December 4th 2009, 3:51 am

Woman wrote:Livin' at home is such a drag...
Now your mom threw away your best porno mag

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Post by Woman on December 4th 2009, 5:44 am

Rapsheba555 wrote:Tell me about it. but I still love my parents.



Most of the time. Lol
OK, I'm gonna set it straight: Yeah, I love my parents--but I can't stand it. I know they planned it when they sold my old N64 and all the games, etc.

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Re: My freaking mom...

Post by Vampire_of_Death on December 4th 2009, 10:15 am

Santa Fe, extra points for using Large Marge. Rofl

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Post by PowerCosmic on December 4th 2009, 1:52 pm

Large Marge = Awesomeness

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Post by WhiteWaterWood on December 4th 2009, 2:06 pm

Password protect your computer. Then don't allow anyone to use any websites other than her email list and craiglist without the password. Also, if she's really into gore that's kinda creepy. It sounds rather...unhealthy. Maybe she needs a therapist?

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Re: My freaking mom...

Post by Rapsheba555 on December 4th 2009, 6:00 pm

Especially if she's actually female. Shocked

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Re: My freaking mom...

Post by ZombieData on December 4th 2009, 6:14 pm

WTF Raps?

my MOM.

my MOTHER


She's a RN (Registered Nurse) That works in the Emergency Room, she's really used to it, and I guess she looks at it the same reason I look at human versions of animal cartoon charatcers... because I think its interesting.

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