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Post by Sheba on September 11th 2009, 4:53 pm

This effing pwns my friends

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Re: lawls, Chuck Norris ftw

Post by GuardStud08 on September 11th 2009, 5:25 pm

? What effing pawns your friends?

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Re: lawls, Chuck Norris ftw

Post by Sheba on September 11th 2009, 5:38 pm

Clicks the words *rolls eyes* a dur XD

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Re: lawls, Chuck Norris ftw

Post by GuardStud08 on September 11th 2009, 5:40 pm

Ohh xD. Yes, yes it does

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Re: lawls, Chuck Norris ftw

Post by Sheba on September 11th 2009, 5:47 pm

Speaking of our God,where is he XD

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Post by NintendoLover13 on September 11th 2009, 8:50 pm

Ah, Chuck my friend! Very Happy Yes, he F*ckin' pwns the world! Very Happy

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Re: lawls, Chuck Norris ftw

Post by Sheba on September 11th 2009, 8:52 pm

He pwns as much as my avvie ^_^ no, wait MORE than my avvie

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Re: lawls, Chuck Norris ftw

Post by Vampire_of_Death on September 12th 2009, 5:17 pm

That was great, I laughed so hard.


So fun facts for you all.


Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.


There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.


Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.


The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.


There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.


Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.


The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.


Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING.

Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks. (New!)

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Massacre.

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

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Re: lawls, Chuck Norris ftw

Post by Sheba on September 12th 2009, 5:30 pm

XD

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Re: lawls, Chuck Norris ftw

Post by Vampire_of_Death on September 12th 2009, 5:31 pm

I know, I have them saved to my favorites. I just love it!

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Re: lawls, Chuck Norris ftw

Post by GuardStud08 on September 13th 2009, 7:31 pm

The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.

I like that one

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