All ham cookies in the USA, Spain, and Australia have been removed and burned in Japan. People say that ham cookies have a certain organism in it that make the consumer(s) totally 'out of whack' or they lose all control over their bodies. Anyone found with said cookies will be thrown into a fire pit and burned till blackened. Anyone caught smuggling in ham cookies will be sent to the NNHCP (Nintendork National Ham Cookie Place) and spanked by WWW, while Raps makes a nice pot of tea with Liz and Nina.
THAT IS ALL!!!
What?!? OVER 9000 (cookies)?!? This is madness! THIS...IS...MAMA LUIGI! *Weegee burns the black guy*
"And thus, it is revealed that 99% of Nintendorks are closet perverts.
God I love this place." -WhiteWaterWood
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