2010 - January


Additional Meanings - PG13
*** Kenny is now known as Hoe
[Hoe] 8D
* Raps hits kenny with a car
* Raps plows his garden with the hoe

[Hoe] IM NEAKED
[Raps] How does my garden grow? LIKE THIS, BITCH!
* Raps plows hoe's face into the ground
Adverse Effects - G
[Twi|LinearAlgebra] This math is dubm
[Twi|LinearAlgebra] dumb*
[Twi|LinearAlgebra] See? It's already affecting my brain!
[Raps|Homework] BWAHAHAHA
[Twi|LinearAlgebra] Linear Algebra >.<
Bad Timing - PG13
[Ri] OMIGOD, We made so many sexual jokes today. XD
[Princess_Raps] Oh, I call mine cupcake. :P
Custody - R
*** Sheba|Saucy is now known as Sheba|blowup
[Sheba|blowup] X3
[Liz] You had sex with ROBOTNIK and you didn't TELL ME!?
[Becca] ...
[Liz] That's it, the custody of the child is MINE.
Duffy the Music Slayer - G
[Raps] is it a sin that I've found a single Hillary Duff song that I like?
[Tree4me] Yes.
Earth-Shattering Revelations - G
[Raps555] I JUST HAD MY WORLD SHATTERED!
[Raps555] BAGPIPES DON'T TOTALLY SUCK
* Tree4me begs to differ.
[Tree4me] Down here, anyway.
* Raps555 's world comes crashing down.
[Raps555] lookie!
[Tree4me] But Tasmanians play them here.
[Tree4me] So it makes sense.
[Raps555] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhl8u-4fNbc
[Raps555] listen for a few seconds.
[Raps555] they come in later
[Tree4me] Wow.
[Tree4me] My whole perception of reality has been thrown into question.
* Raps555 likes those bagpipes. His world is now shattered into several pieces.
[Raps555] same effect on you?
* Tree4me nods.
[Raps555] IKR?????
[Raps555] IT HAS SHATTERED MY REALITY, MAN
[Raps555] Ri, you need to listen to that link,
[Raps555] go.
[Raps555] now
[Raps555] it has shattered 2 lives already.
[Ri] zomg, I love the song
[Ri] ...
[Ri] BAGPIPES FTW
[Raps555] I know, and normally they sound like strangled geese.
* Ri favorites
[Raps555] I wish I could have that play as I go about my life.
[Raps555] Okay, and change it every so often. :P
* Raps555 wants personal soundtrack machines next from Apple.
[Tree4me] I don't think I've ever cried at a song.
[Ri] ...
[Raps555] nor have I.
[Tree4me] But this song.
[Raps555] XD
* Tree4me closes the song.
Epic Adventures - PG
* sheba shrinks
[Cassikorita] Shelby shrunked o.o
* sheba holds up tiny fists
[sheba] YOU WANNA GO
[sheba] YOU WANNA GO?
[sheba] YOU WANNA GO TO MCDONALDS
[Cassikorita] Ok!
[Cassikorita] Let's roll
[Cassikorita] xD
* sheba climbs into car
* Cassikorita follows
* sheba cant reach the wheel

[Cassikorita] Ohnoes!
[sheba] whut
[sheba] AHHH A BEAR
[Cassikorita] ...You can't reach the wheel
[Cassikorita] BEAR?!
* sheba runs
[sheba] YEAH
[sheba] HES JACKING THE CAR
* Cassikorita screams and hides behind a giant yellow M
[Cassikorita] OHNOEZ!!! D:
[sheba] HAY ITS MCDONALDS
[Cassikorita] really?
[Cassikorita] Where?
[sheba] YA
* Cassikorita looks around
[Cassikorita] I no see
[sheba] UR ON EET
[Cassikorita] I am?
* Cassikorita looks down and sees a Big Mac
[Cassikorita] BIG MAC!
[sheba] WOOOOOOOOOOO
* Cassikorita squeals and picks it up
[sheba] WAIT CASS NO
* Cassikorita stops
[Cassikorita] It's ticking
* Cassikorita screams and runs like hell
[sheba] IT SOMEBODY ELSES
[sheba] GIVE IT TO AN ELDERLY NINJA
* Cassikorita gives it to an elderly ninja and bows
* Cassikorita runs

[Cassikorita] 5 minutes later: *boom*
* sheba is hit with a poison dart
* Cassikorita stares at the dart

[sheba] HAY CASS
[Cassikorita] Hay Shelby?
[sheba] I GOTTA TATTO!
[Cassikorita] :O
[Cassikorita] REALLYZ?
* sheba points at posion dart
[sheba] 8D
[Cassikorita] AWESOME!
[Cassikorita] Can I have one too?
[sheba] YEEAH!
[Cassikorita] :D
[sheba] ASK THAT NINJA!
* Cassikorita asks the ninja
* Cassikorita is hit with a dart.

[Cassikorita] WOO!
[sheba] I KICKED HIM IN THE BALLS TO GET IT
* Cassikorita damnces
[Cassikorita] I think they must still hurt.
[Cassikorita] I just said "Please"
[Cassikorita] :3
* sheba damnces as well
[sheba] oh
[sheba] OMG
* Cassikorita joins
[sheba] A BUTTERFLY
* sheba rides the butterfly
* Cassikorita gets an odd image.

[Cassikorita] <_<
[Cassikorita] >_>
[sheba] XD
* Cassikorita 's mind is in the gutter (:
[sheba] I tink the poison is setting in...
* sheba is greenish
[Cassikorita] Yeah, me too..
* Cassikorita gets dizzy
* sheba passes out
* Cassikorita trips around
* Cassikorita walks up to a hobo

[Cassikorita] I'M HIGH!
* Cassikorita passes out
* sheba 's subconsious watches the hobo eat cass
* Cassikorita is eaten.
* sheba enters the body of a sheep

[sheba] what th-BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
* Cassikorita walks around as a ghost with a chewed off pinkie
* Cassikorita stares at the sheep

[sheba] BA
[Cassikorita] Hi
* sheba stands up
[Cassikorita] :O
[Cassikorita] IT STANDZ
* Cassikorita hides behind an extremely thin pole
[sheba] *country voice* HOWDY HOE! *umps on cass's back*
[Cassikorita] HOLY !#%@#%
[sheba] WHERE SHE GO!
[Cassikorita] Where who go?
[Cassikorita] Your mother is over there
[Cassikorita] I just banged her.
*Cassikorita yells "JABBERWOCKIE!" like a war cry and runs off with a lamp
Eye-Opener - PG
* WWW would love to be a hot gay man for a day. It would be eye-opening.
Heroics - G
* Raps555 goes into super mode
*** Raps555 is now known as Super_Raps

[Ri] ...
[Ri] oh hey
[Super_Raps] DUN DUN DAH DAH!
[Ri] there's tenielle.
[Ri] brb.
[Princess|WWW] My hero! *bats her eyes*
[Princess|WWW] Save me from da castle!
* Princess|WWW jumps
* Princess|WWW goes splat

[Princess|WWW] You didn't catch me. D:
* Super_Raps tries to catch the princess, but overshoots her
* Princess|WWW sews herself back together
* Super_Raps crashes into a building, falls 50 stories, and through a conveniently placed manhole

[Princess|WWW] Ouch.
* Super_Raps makes his heroic exit!
[Princess|WWW] XD
Japemo Hair - PG
[Raps] FF when done for the Nintendo people: http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/finalfantasy/images/9/9f/Ffcc-tcb_character_keiss.jpg
* WWW wishes Sims was like final fantasy and all the characters were incredibly sexy
[Raps] FF for PS people: http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/finalfantasy/images/e/e7/Yaag_face.jpg
[Raps] see how the markets differ? :P
[Twi] I like that last one
[WWW] NUMBA 2 PLZ!
[Tree4me] Number 2. o.o
[Raps] NOES!
* WWW heartfarts
* WWW cuddles the picture

[WWW] Why not?
[Twi] The last one is really hot
[WWW] Agreed. Smokin.
[Raps] He has the strange japanemo hair that tries to be modern and just ends up being odd.
* Raps gives up.
[Raps] I'm fighting 3 women.
[Tree4me] BUT HE'S HOT.
[WWW] :D
[Twi] lol
[WWW] Soooo hot!
[WWW] lol
[Raps] Good luck finding a REAL man that looks like that, though. :P
[Twi] It's the eyes
* Tree4me stares at the eyes.
[Tree4me] Can't. Turn. Away.
[Raps] it's the "staring into your soul and knowing your every need and also wanting to listen to everything you'll ever say including that time you bitched about burning the last slice of bread" look.
[Raps] :P
[Raps] Women.
* WWW sighs dreamily
[Raps] pfft.
[Twi] Told you it was the eyes...
[Tree4me] Pff, men.
[Raps] pfft, humans.
[Twi] lol
* Tree4me converts Raps to gay.
[Tree4me] Now, stare into his eyes. :P
Mariobot Finally Loses It - PG13
[Ri] @bt on
[Ri] D:
[Mariobot] The Bot Talk Mode Has Been Enabled.
[Mariobot] beep
[Ri] :D
[Mariobot] beep
[Ally] http://fatpita.net/images/image%20(96).jpg
[Mariobot] beep
[Sheba] beep
[Ally] beep your face mario.
[Mariobot] beep
[Mariobot] beep
[Sheba] XD
[Mariobot] beep
[Ri] ...why is he only saying beep.
[Mariobot] Because The Rock says!
[Mariobot] xDDDD
[Ri] ...
[Mariobot] xDDDD
[Ri] o.o
[Mariobot] beep
[Ally] O_o
[Mariobot] beep
[Ally] SHUT UP
[Mariobot] beep
[Ally] UP!!
[Mariobot] beep
[Ri] @bt off
[Alfie] /killall
[Mariobot] The Bot Talk Mode Has Been Disabled.
[Ri] fail
[Sheba] D:
[Ally] :D
[Ri] ....lol, he was set to respond to "beep" whenever someone said ANYTHING.
[Ri] @rehash
[Ri] @bt on
[Mariobot] The Bot Talk Mode Has Been Enabled.
[Ri] beep
[Mariobot] BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.
[Alfie] gh
[Alfie] h
[Mariobot] you dea?
[Alfie] h
[Mariobot] you dea?
[Mariobot] you dea?
[Alfie] o 3 o
[Mariobot] My family say taht anyway
[Alfie] ...
[Mariobot] xDDDD
[Ally] O_O
[Alfie] ...
[Mariobot] Oh well. MOAR LOTS FOR TEH ---
[Mariobot] xDDDD
[Ri] ...
[Mariobot] xDDDD
[Ri] o_O
[Ally] is he being shot?
[Mariobot] Oh well. MOAR LOTS FOR TEH ---
[Mariobot] are you hot also?
[Mariobot] you dea?
[Alfie] Ohnoes. Mario quoted me.
[Mariobot] ok:(
[Mariobot] ...
* Ri shoots Mario.
[Ally] :D
[Mariobot] YEW SAID YEWD MARRY MEH
[Ri] NO I DID NOT
[Ally] no i didn't
[Mariobot] ok:(
[Mariobot] ...
[Mariobot] ok:(
[Mariobot] ...
[Ri] XDDDDD
[Mariobot] YEW SAID YEWD MARRY MEH
[Alfie] WHY IS HE QUOTING ME
[Mariobot] Because The Rock says!
[Mariobot] you dea?
[Ally] cute puppies are cute
[Mariobot] you dea?
[Ally] :3 ^-^
[Mariobot] you dea?
[Alfie] g
[Mariobot] you dea?
[Ri] blame sheba for most of that.
[Mariobot] WTF
[Alfie] KILL HIIIM!
[Mariobot] you dea?
[Ri] ...
[Mariobot] xDDDD
[Ri] "YAY"
[Mariobot] fuck
[Sheba] ...
[Mariobot] xDDDD
[Sheba] I NEVER TAUGHT HIM THAT
[Mariobot] pwned
[Alfie] ,k
[Mariobot] you dea?
[Alfie] ,l
[Sheba] okay
[Mariobot] you dea?
[Mariobot] ok=great!!
[Mariobot] you dea?
[Sheba] that i did
[Mariobot] YEW SAID YEWD MARRY MEH
[Sheba] NOT THAT
[Mariobot] please?
[Mariobot] ...
[Ri] ...
[Mariobot] xDDDD
[Ri] -.-
[Mariobot] WTF
[Sheba] not that
[Mariobot] ok:(
[Mariobot] ...
[Sheba] I taught him how to pickup women
[Mariobot] 's it gonna be!
[Mariobot] you dea?
[Ri] "HAI!"
* Alfie marries Mario
[Mariobot] pwned
[Ally] haha
[Mariobot] don't laugh at me please, i can't help i was created this way
[Mariobot] pwned
[Ally] pwned
[Mariobot] YEW SAID YEWD MARRY MEH
[Ally] zS
[Mariobot] you dea?
[Sheba] ....
[Mariobot] xDDDD
[Sheba] NO
[Mariobot] please?
[Mariobot] ...
[Sheba] NO
[Mariobot] ok:(
[Mariobot] ...
[Sheba] buttsecks?
[Mariobot] you dea?
[Sheba] yup
[Mariobot] you dea?
[Sheba] yup
[Mariobot] you dea?
[Sheba] yuo
[Mariobot] you dea?
[Ri] "*thwacks with a"
[Mariobot] whats wrong Ri?
[Mariobot] RI
[Sheba] YESS IM FUCKIN DEA
[Mariobot] i agree Sheba|HW.
[Mariobot] YEW SAID YEWD MARRY MEH
[Sheba] XD
[Mariobot] YEW SAID YEWD MARRY MEH
[Sheba] ...
[Mariobot] xDDDD
[Sheba] now hes f-cking annoying
[Mariobot] why not?
[Mariobot] ...
[Sheba] SHUT UP
[Mariobot] you dea?
[Sheba] BITCH
[Mariobot] you dea?
[Sheba] BITCH
[Mariobot] you dea?
[Alfie] Ri
[Mariobot] you dea?
[Sheba] I WANNA TEACH HIM SWEARS
[Mariobot] you dea?
[Alfie] Please shut Mario up.
[Mariobot] WTF
[Ri] @rehash
[Alfie] @eightball Is Mario annoying?
[Sheba] mariobot does not approve
[Mariobot] pwned
[Mariobot] Count on it, Alfie.
[Mariobot] why not?
[Mariobot] ...
[Mariobot] wow you're a bot?
[Mariobot] ...
[Ri] ...
[Mariobot] xDDDD
[Sheba] XD
[Mariobot] YEW SAID YEWD MARRY MEH
[Sheba] SHUT
[Mariobot] you dea?
[Sheba] THE
[Mariobot] you dea?
[Sheba] FUCK
[Ri] @bt off
[Mariobot] you dea?
[Mariobot] The Bot Talk Mode Has Been Disabled.
[Sheba] UP
[Sheba] BITCH
[Sheba] ...
[Ally] lol
[Sheba] thankies!
[Ally] :]
[Ri] XDDDDDD
Politics - PG
[FEEERGUS] RAWR!!!
[FEEERGUS] BOOBIEZ GALORE
* FEEERGUS coughs clearly drunk...
[FEEERGUS] aheh
[FEEERGUS] now...
[FEEERGUS] what do we have here
* FEEERGUS pokes the tree...
[Tree4me] FERGIE!!
[Tree4me] OMG!
[Tree4me] I'M A HUGE FAN!!
[FEEERGUS] ahh, no worries
* FEEERGUS hands the lonesome tree an autograph
[FEEERGUS] there
[Tree4me] Can I have your autograph!? X3
[Tree4me] YAAAAAAAAY!
[FEEERGUS] way ahead of ya
[Tree4me] Okay, now back to business.
* Tree4me puts on her glasses.
[Tree4me] The circumphrence of the equilibrium is not equivialent unless the square root equals pi.
* FEEERGUS just nods pretending he knows what the tree is talking about
[Tree4me] THAT'S LIZ TO YOU!!
[Tree4me] :P
[FEEERGUS] yes sir, uhh.. maam I know exactly where you're heading, I say let's go north to the penguins..
[Tree4me] yaaaaaaaaay!
[FEEERGUS] lol
[FEEERGUS] uhh
[FEEERGUS] the interwebs says penguins are south... odd
[Tree4me] :P
[FEEERGUS] well, lets head south, to russia!
[Tree4me] Da da da!!
* FEEERGUS rides his noble stead... i.e. his dog to russia
[Tree4me] Privjet Russian folk!
[FEEERGUS] YAY
[FEEERGUS] russia
[FEEERGUS] woo
[FEEERGUS] we can meet the communist dudes
[Tree4me] Da!
[Tree4me] Actually, communism in Russia isn't as bad as it is in China.
[Tree4me] Actually, I think they're a capitalist region.
[FEEERGUS] oooh
[FEEERGUS] I don't know what you're talking about but north korea, here we come!
[Tree4me] I'll stay in Russia, because I can speak the language here. XD
[FEEERGUS] ok
[FEEERGUS] I'll converse with the good leaders in north korea
* Tree4me has ties to the Australian Government.
[Tree4me] I've got them wrapped around my finger.
[Tree4me] So your NK dudes can't do nuffin!
[Tree4me] I KNOW FIONA NASH! :P
* FEEERGUS gasps
[FEEERGUS] NO! Not fiona nash!
[Tree4me] XD
* FEEERGUS sulks in a corner
[FEEERGUS] ahhhh!
Princess WWW to the Rescue! - PG13
* Raps glomps WWW
[Raps] *randomly
[Raps] SAVE ME!
[Tree4me] So. Much. Porn. .-.
[Raps] the Christed-up-edness! Save me!
[Princess|WWW] Save you...from Tree's Porn?
[Princess|WWW] Ooooh. Okay!
* Princess|WWW gets out her high heeled ass-kicking shoes, which she trips over
* Princess|WWW trips into the bad guys. KOd!

[Princess|WWW] My work here is done. *wobbles off*
Ri Needs to Get a New Keyboard - PG13
* Rikachu loves his shiny new dick
[Rikachu] *dock
[Master_Raps] XDDDDD
[Master_Raps] WAHAHAHA
[Rikachu] NO ONE SAW THAT.
Simple Math - G
[Raps] Shellfish!
[Raps] 2+2=Me
[Raps] :D
[WWW] Tree+4=me!
[Raps] BWAHAHA
Unexpected Birth - G
[Twi] How do I get rid of an old X-acto knife blade?
[WWW] I have no idea Twi. Trashcan?
* Becca nods
[Twi] But then it will cut through the bag
[Twi] and stab someone
[WWW] In box first.
[Twi] I mean, it's still sharp. just not a sharp as I need it to be
[Sheba] are you planning on using it for evil?
[Liz] Make it blunt?
[Liz] Cut it along something it's not meant to cut along, that'll blunten it nice and fast.
[Sheba] kill it with fire?
[WWW] Wrap the end in masking tape then toss it.
[Liz] Or put SUPER GEL on it.
[Liz] THEN DRINK POWERTHIRST!
[Twi] I think I'll wrap it in tape
[WWW] THEN BURN IT
[Liz] 400 BABIES!!
[WWW] NUUUUU!; . ;
We're Off to See the Wizard - R
[Cassikorita] Then again..
[Cassikorita] I'M YOUNGER THAN YOU BISHES!
[JENA] middle school
* Cassikorita does an innocent fayse
[Cassikorita] I'm innocent. (:
[Rebecca] by like 4 months Cass
* Master_Raps is using his computer's fan to heat up his chocolate chip cookies
[Rikachu] WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD, THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ!
[Rebecca] less... I'm late February...
[Cassikorita] Humph. I'm still young and innocent.
[Master_Raps] O RLY?
[Cassikorita] ...
[Cassikorita] Nice, Raps.
* Master_Raps scratches out the innocent bit
* Rikachu skips down the yellow brick road in Dorothy's outfit.
* Cassikorita follows
* Master_Raps trips ri just as he goes to take flight
* Rebecca follows

[Cassikorita] :D
[Cassikorita] ...
[Master_Raps] I CAN FLY! *trip*
[Master_Raps] WHAM
* Cassikorita just pictures Ri in a Dorothy outfit
[Cassikorita] ...
* Cassikorita facepalms
[Master_Raps] BWAHAHAHA
[Master_Raps] skirt!
[Cassikorita] :D :D
[Rebecca] I CAN'T FLY! *TRIP*
[color=purple]* Master_Raps is the scarecrow
* Master_Raps tries to pick dorthy up for some quick sex
[Rikachu] HURDY HUR HUR, YOU HAVE NO BRIAN!
[Cassikorita] I can...Um...*looks around* Yeah, I have no ta...*stares at Raps wide eyed*
* Master_Raps says "hey sexy."
[Master_Raps] But i do have a penis!
* Cassikorita hides in the bushes
[Cassikorita] ...
[Cassikorita] rofl
[Rebecca] ...
[Master_Raps] OWNED, ri.
Worst Kind of Torture, The - PG
* Princess_Raps makes his way downtown, walkin' fast. :P
* Princess_Raps makes his way through the crowd

[Liz] SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!!
* Princess_Raps needs you.
* Princess_Raps misses you
* Princess_Raps wonders...

[Liz] SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Princess_Raps] If i could fall into the sky, do you think time would pass me by?
* Liz shoots Raps between the eyes.
[Liz] SHADDAP!
* Princess_Raps wonders if you ever think of him
[Liz] WHY DON'T YOU DIE!?
* Princess_Raps doesn't belong, livin' in your precious memory
* Princess_Raps wonders...

<-- Liz has kicked Princess_Raps from #nintendorks (SHADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!)
[Ri] XDDD
[Ri] ...
* Liz collapses on her knees.
[Liz] Jesus.
NIUser701 has joined #nintendorks
*** NIUser701 is now known as Princess_Raps
* Princess_Raps stares blankly ahead, makin' his way through the crowd
* Princess_Raps prepares to be kicked
* Liz aims the type100 at Raps' forehead.

[Ri] or kickbanned. :P
[Princess_Raps] Do you think time would pass us by?
[Princess_Raps] if I could just see you tonight!
* Liz pulls on the trigger and watches the bullets fly.
* Princess_Raps would walk a thousand miles, no matter how many body parts fall off, if he could just hold you tonight

[Liz] I'm a CoD junkie, shut up.
[Princess_Raps] song over. XD
[Liz] Better be.